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by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:58 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Professor Nonce's School for Nincompoops
Replies: 194
Views: 12494

Try submitting your answer again with approximately 25% more grammar And more to the point, vestri matris est penguis 33% surely? The speech marks and question mark were applied correctly Nonce I bet he makes his pupils do PE in their pants even if they remember their kit. fucking hell. not much ro...
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:26 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Weasel's Poetry Thread :-)
Replies: 62
Views: 2345

Misk wrote:i vote dutty yuppie as official forum poet :D
im going to have to agree. but lets hear more.

come on chaps and ladeees
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:22 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Got My New Pc Today
Replies: 66
Views: 3181

The Wiggle Baron wrote:Image


somwhere a white rapper is crying.
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:49 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Women Drivers...
Replies: 42
Views: 1970

hera wrote:
dj slums wrote:
hera wrote:
dj slums wrote:
hera wrote::o fascinating.
are you taking the piss?
absolutely not.
i think i love you.
yes yes dahling, now tell me more about the tranny on the go carts.
please. if this relationship is to go anywhere, you need to know the differences between go karts and bumber cars.
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:47 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: FICKEN DOOOOOPPPPEEEE....
Replies: 71
Views: 4676

Oh god. Seriously, Denon, if you're going to go onto boards to advertise your products, can't you at least learn to spell. I registered here just so I could tell you you're an idiot. Appreciate the effort. Welcome. Hey, Craveone. I recommend you buy one of these http://paramountzone.com/redo/james....
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:45 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: PHOTO OF MY DECK
Replies: 28
Views: 1856

Re: PHOTO OF MY DECK

MONSTA wrote::o




Image

unfinished
can i lick it?
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Skream - Stella Sessions Now (25/6/07)
Replies: 13
Views: 1435

that dubstep remix of ''not over yet'' is fuckin cool.
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:37 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: FICKEN DOOOOOPPPPEEEE....
Replies: 71
Views: 4676

i don't know why i even care to come back to this stupid thread...you are all fuckers...cept, misk, i like his tunes...lol fuck dubstep and all that step shit.... why make a post telling everyone how much you love your new denon then you big girls cock. why dont you get engaged to it? or will that ...
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:18 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Women Drivers...
Replies: 42
Views: 1970

hera wrote:
dj slums wrote:
hera wrote::o fascinating.
are you taking the piss?
absolutely not.
i think i love you.
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:17 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Weasel's Poetry Thread :-)
Replies: 62
Views: 2345

Dutty Yuppie wrote:Of all the sharks that I have bed,
No.1 is the hammerhead.
I can't forget her warm embrace,
or her crazy hammerface.

Slightier dirtier was the Great White,
although it covered me in shite.
As for the whale shark, trust me - believe,
it's vulva was the size of a wizard's sleeve.

FIN
PMSL
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:13 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Is DNB as popular now as house music was in the late 80's+
Replies: 26
Views: 1678

theres loads of hard stuff thats got soul- its just when you get people trying to be as evil as possible, its starts to sound wank. you get it in all forms of music. theres no need to force somthing if the funk/soul/rythm is there.

trying to rebel against mummy n daddy music.
by dj slums
Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:07 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: FICKEN DOOOOOPPPPEEEE....
Replies: 71
Views: 4676

i don't know why i even care to come back to this stupid thread...you are all fuckers...cept, misk, i like his tunes...lol fuck dubstep and all that step shit.... why make a post telling everyone how much you love your new denon then you big girls cock. why dont you get engaged to it? or will that ...
by dj slums
Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:31 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Women Drivers...
Replies: 42
Views: 1970

hera wrote::o fascinating.
are you taking the piss?
by dj slums
Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:26 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The Devil And Daniel Johnston
Replies: 22
Views: 1276

hmm. another person/thing i know nothing about.

spose i better check wiki....
by dj slums
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:57 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: FICKEN DOOOOOPPPPEEEE....
Replies: 71
Views: 4676

so whats spam light? just half of it in the tin?
by dj slums
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:55 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Weasel's Poetry Thread :-)
Replies: 62
Views: 2345

THE MOON WAS A GHOSTLY GALLEON, TOSSED UPON CLOUDY SEAS, THE ROAD WAS A BIG ROADY ROAD, AND THE NIGHT WAS LIKE A SCARY WITCH, UPON WHENCE CAME THE HIGHWAYMAN, CLOP CLOPPING. WHAT ART THOU? SANG THE FAIR MAIDEN, HER HAIR AS WHITE AS A WHITE SHARK, UPON WHICH HER NECK SANG A SONG ABOUT SWANS, FOR IT I...
by dj slums
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:24 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: anyone into..
Replies: 30
Views: 1474

ytdub wrote:
dj slums wrote:all about mf doom rappin about comics.
doom nominated for the best rolled l's
uh?
by dj slums
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:16 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Women Drivers...
Replies: 42
Views: 1970

I was wondering does a post op transsexual drive with the characteristics of the gender they were born as or with the characteristics of their new gender? lol trannys dont drive silly they stand on the corner and wait for their "ride" i used to know a tranny that worked on the bumper cars...
by dj slums
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:12 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: what's your favourite coin?
Replies: 58
Views: 3317

bowzer wrote:if anyone says the 2 pence you can die. i hated that coin when i was visiting london, so big and useless, haha
your mum is.
by dj slums
Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:50 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: FICKEN DOOOOOPPPPEEEE....
Replies: 71
Views: 4676

fuck me.

i really need to buy some denon mixers or i think im going to die.

i dont get it. i wanted technics til i started reading this thread.

i also really want a spam sandwich you stnuc.