Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*]

SunkLo · Post by **SunkLo** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:24 pm

I heard rumors of abstinence increasing testosterone levels so I figured I'd give it a try. I don't have a girlfriend and am living the hermetic life so I just have to refrain from fapping. Been two weeks so far, haven't noticed any observable change. I've heard something like at the 3 week mark, subjects saw a 50% increase in testosterone. I've also read reports of people saying it helps their creativity and drive. A lot of famous scientists and artists were celibate.

It hasn't really been that hard so far, despite the attempts of the internet to seduce me. Gonna try to at least get to the 3 week mark before I unleash the epic combo breaker wad. I kind of want to go find some poor bar slut and convince her to give me head so I can unload this pint of semen into her throat. If you hear reports of a suspicious drowning death in Canada, it was me.

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Or who's tried this before?

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farman · Post by **farman** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:52 pm

"I kind of want to go find some poor bar slut and convince her to give me head so I can unload this pint of semen into her throat."

clifford_- · Post by **clifford_-** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:04 pm

Funny enough, just after reading this i checked my facebook feed to see a post from "Morrissey in Quotes"

Are you still celibate?

"Regrettably, yes! But it was never a platform. I was never out to create a massive movement throughout Britain of mad celibates. You can go out and get casual sex but that's of no human value. It either happens or it doesn't. For most people relationships are quite unavoidable although I've managed quite well!" (Melody Maker, 1984)

strange that.

kay · Post by **kay** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:06 pm

I'm not certain an increase in testosterone levels is necessarily a good thing.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:08 pm

I hope said bar slut returns the favor by shatting upon your chest...

SunkLo · Post by **SunkLo** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:21 pm

I'll still win by pure volume, unless she's been saving up a couple nights' worth of mexican food.

Pretty sure this is my first thread to have been BM'd

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:32 pm

bright maroon wrote:I hope said bar slut returns the favor by shatting upon your chest...

yeah but what if he has a scat fetish?

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:37 pm

...you saying bar sluts like to drink?

collige · Post by **collige** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:38 pm

I tried to do No Fap November once. Shit was grim.

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:39 pm

I get a noticable increase if i don't fap for a few weeks, mainly in getting aroused over fucking everything and being able to jizz in record time. Try taking zinc suppliments, they stop the breakdown of testosterone in the body, effects are usually noticable after around a week. When I was deep in a year long speed binge I was down to just under 9 stone (and i'm over 6 foot tall), lost all my sex drive and was obscenely malnourished. Couldn't even get a proper lob on, and couldn't cum even if I did get one. Bought some good zinc suppliments and after around day 4 I had my first ever wet dream, then one again the following night.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:40 pm

Now you're going to start espousing the benefits of a free drink...

clifford_- · Post by **clifford_-** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:44 pm

pikeymobile wrote:I get a noticable increase if i don't fap for a few weeks, mainly in getting aroused over fucking everything and being able to jizz in record time. Try taking zinc suppliments, they stop the breakdown of testosterone in the body, effects are usually noticable after around a week. When I was deep in a year long speed binge I was down to just under 9 stone (and i'm over 6 foot tall), lost all my sex drive and was obscenely malnourished. Couldn't even get a proper lob on, and couldn't cum even if I did get one. Bought some good zinc suppliments and after around day 4 I had my first ever wet dream, then one again
the following night.

so zinc = more sperm?

Hircine · Post by **Hircine** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:54 pm

particle-jim wrote:
bright maroon wrote:I hope said bar slut returns the favor by shatting upon your chest...
yeah but what if he has a scat fetish?

That's actually a sequence of a movie or a book. I think it's from a book.

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:01 pm

clifford_- wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:I get a noticable increase if i don't fap for a few weeks, mainly in getting aroused over fucking everything and being able to jizz in record time. Try taking zinc suppliments, they stop the breakdown of testosterone in the body, effects are usually noticable after around a week. When I was deep in a year long speed binge I was down to just under 9 stone (and i'm over 6 foot tall), lost all my sex drive and was obscenely malnourished. Couldn't even get a proper lob on, and couldn't cum even if I did get one. Bought some good zinc suppliments and after around day 4 I had my first ever wet dream, then one again
the following night.
so zinc = more sperm?

like you wouldn't believe, it's not as noticable now that i'm fit and healthy, but i was so fucked up back when i first tried this that there was an insane change

SunkLo · Post by **SunkLo** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:55 pm

bright maroon wrote:...you saying bar sluts like to drink?

Yes, my semen.

bright maroon wrote:Now you're going to start espousing the benefits of a free drink...

Yes, my semen.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:56 pm

sings...I wish you were beeeeee-eeeer, I wish you were beer

I don't even like beer...

I wish you were sparkling - a sparkling orange infused voooood-ka
...with a lovely splash of cran...

?I wish you were a tentacle rape..??

that's strawberry milk with coconut rum and vanilla vodka....aka a pink russian

that's classic right..

Bass Music · Post by **Bass Music** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:14 pm

I've lasted a month and a few days but with one slip up in the middle. Definitely makes you more productive but I found myself losing my libido a bit, but I reckon if I held out til week 3 or a month it'd come back without having to fap.

I'm up for the challenge again though, need to make it a month or two

SunkLo · Post by **SunkLo** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:33 pm

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BM you gotta stop looking up weird drink recipes and go get your esophageal lining cream coated by a dashing young Dewey Decimal expert.
His balls ache for you as I'm sure does his heart.

Or get in on this fap bet we've got going on. I dunno what benefits it'll have for women but who knows, you might end up super jacked, with loads of confidence and aggression to spit out those non-sequitors and really make them your own. Or maybe it'll increase your estrogen instead... Maybe that's why so many women are beta, they just need a nice regular fapping obsession to lower their estrogen and spike their testosterone.

CaveLvl · Post by **CaveLvl** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:43 pm

Wow I really wish I had not read this thread .Now im going to try and and hold off for a week. I stare at naked girls for 40 hrs a week though. Should be fun. After today of course lol

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:46 pm

WELL -I really curbed my fapping when the world became holographic...

I don't want to be mind raping people without their permission...

I was also hoping it would allow me to age a bit..since I can't seem to acheive anything.

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