Shit claims to fame

[firky]

My most notable are.....

Ikonika once replied to my post on here.

I saw Mick Jones at a food stall in Glastonbury; he saw I had my hands full and offered to pour the sugar in my coffee.

Literally bumped into Goldie at another festival - mates reckon it was him, am not convinced it was him but I was battered.

Scorzayzee thanked me for leaving a comment on his YT channel.

Warrior Queen (or one of her reps) occasionally PMs me on facebook to promote her new shizzle.

Robson Greene took my photograph when I was a kid because we were throwing snowballs at his conservatory.

I got press passes for a Radiohead gig at Earl's Court and I got to smile all wryly at Radiohead and totally miss my own chance of speaking to them.

Been out with Alabama 3 a few times when they used to play in Brixton as one of my mates' is very good friends with them.

But my all time favourite is shouting Wonky Donkey at Ant n Dec in Greggs

[firky]

Oh yeah, was interviewed by The Times, BBC News and Radio 4 when Raul Moat was on the loose, also made it to ITV news.

Bit embarrassing truth be told; looked proper ugly

[kidshuffle]

My claim to fame is projectile puking on a girls face at a club, from doing too many shots of 151...























...this also only happened at 1030.

[wubstep]

Alexa Chung is my 4th cousin, I don't know what that is but still would.

[Shum]

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[capo ultra]

stood next to marcus brigstock on the underground

[jameshk]

Jesus used to drink in the same pub as me.

[Kochari]

I'm friends with RSD;'s son
My aunt went out with Robert Del Naja when they were in college
I once saw Scientist on a bus. I said, "Are you Scientist?" He said "Yes I am" and left.

[Dub_freak]

I'm directly related to this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Lo ... ysician%29
"the first Western scientist ever to perform a blood transfusion."
Apart from that, cant think of anything

[kidshuffle]

I once saw Scientist on a bus. I said, "Are you Scientist?" He said "Yes I am" and left.

thats a real mans swagger

[knell]

i've hugged Miley Cyrus, Ashley Tisdale, T-Pain, AND Florence Welch.


BEAT THAT SUCKAZ

[noam]

i'm gona pull out all the shit-stops here

my mate shagged tony wilson's daughter

another mate's dad owned Ocean software which produced the Worms games and Echo the Dolphin

Caroline Ahearne grew up round the corner from me and went to my primary school

My mates uncle is Ian Brown

I served Roy Keane cigarettes and booze in the offy i used to work in

i used to drink in the same pub as Fred the Weatherman, he took a piss next to me in the toilets, i think he looked at my wang

i used to be best mates with Dessie Noonan's stepson and he took us all to macdonalds (this will probably only make sense a) to mancunians and b) how shit a claim it actually is)

[knell]

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[christophera]

was an extra in Friday Night Lights (tv series)

almost got Vex'd to do a remix once

ex-girlfriend was extra in Cecil B. Demented

girlfriend was American Apparel's best ass in the world

great uncle was Spark Matsunaga, US senator (Hawaii)

[kidshuffle]

You also get the the claim of best avatar

[just-the-tip]

girlfriend was American Apparel's best ass in the world

I think you win.

[64hz]

i was an extra in a german academy award winning film, 'nowhere in africa'.
apparantly it was my performance that swayed the judges.

[wubstep]

girlfriend was American Apparel's best ass in the world

Still the greatest thing to happen to anyone.

[AllNightDayDream]

I shook jackie chan's hand.

[hackman]

this norwegian celebrity came and started talking to me at monocult when i was on k, made a bit of a fool of myself
http://www.charlottethorstvedt.no/