Post here when you have had a poo

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:01 pm

Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.

Do I poo before or after I shower?

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:02 pm

firky wrote:Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.

Do I poo before or after I shower?

Before. Shitting after a shower defeats the purpose of the shower.

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:03 pm

wub wrote:
firky wrote:Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.

Do I poo before or after I shower?

Before. Shitting after a shower defeats the purpose of the shower.

How in the fucking hell do you shit then

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:05 pm

if you decide to poo after a shower then surely that means you will not have an enjoyable shower because you will be straining to poo

unless you can shit on command or something

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:05 pm

firky wrote:Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.

Do I poo before or after I shower?

Shit, shower and shave bro

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:13 pm

Sheff · Post by **Sheff** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:14 pm

best thread of 2011

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:15 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
firky wrote:Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.

Do I poo before or after I shower?
Shit, shower and shave bro

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:16 pm

Somewhere in between (the shower).

There was a thread a while back where people admitted to pissing in the shower...why not go the next step.

Sheff · Post by **Sheff** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:16 pm

yano whats weird though, when im out, i can go all day without even feeling a poo coming on

but as soon as i get within 50 yards of my toilet its proper touching cloth

same with pissing..weird init

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:17 pm

Sheff wrote:yano whats weird though, when im out, i can go all day without even feeling a poo coming on

but as soon as i get within 50 yards of my toilet its proper touching cloth

same with pissing..weird init

Oh fucking hell, man. What is that?! I have hadto sprint the last 100 yards home before, getting my cock out with one hand and opening the door with the other, peg it upstairs and into the karzi and RELEASE....... Oh bliss!

Duffman · Post by **Duffman** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:20 pm

I fucked up a public toilet the other week after taking the worst shit ever. Had awful stomach cramps, was sweating and was proper shitting water towards the end.

Bad times.

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:27 pm

pissing in the shower is mandatory for my body, even if I have just had a piss in the toilet, it's just a natural reaction to the flowing water

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:28 pm

I am reminded of my favourite dsf quote ever

I live for poo

who was it that said that? was it Hackman?

Badman regardless

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:32 pm

Duffman wrote:I fucked up a public toilet the other week after taking the worst shit ever. Had awful stomach cramps, was sweating and was proper shitting water towards the end.

Bad times.

I blocked one of only 2 toilets at my mate's wedding reception a couple of years back.

And once blocked the toilet of a promoter in the US less than 15mins after being introduced to him.

Good times

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:35 pm

capo ultra wrote:I am reminded of my favourite dsf quote ever

I live for poo
who was it that said that? was it Hackman?

Badman regardless

ya im 90% sure it was hackman lol

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:36 pm

This thread had better be as good as this one

http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard ... opic=10104

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:40 pm

I hate when you have a shit at someone's house and its stinking so you flush after each drop to minimise smell, but then you worry about about wether your host thinks you are finished already because you flushed, and you have a while to go yet

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:42 pm

Yeah then multiple flushes sounds like a blocked toilet

got one brewing. Will report back soon

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:42 pm

i poop on food to get it free then get home and wash it off

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