first sand, then sugar, i heard rumours of salt, now GLUE!!!

poax · Post by **poax** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:40 pm

So ive had a day of satan beating his love hammer against my brain for the last 36 hours, why , i hear you ask (all be it very quietly!!)
well friends it is because i spent saturday night and much of sunday smokin green which had been covered in some sort of spray adhesive.
so far today i have coughed up: a lemon.
some brie
a small piece of italy
some biscuits shaped like
mikhal gorbechov
2 turtle doves and my spleen
what the fuck is wrong with people !! give the green back to the hippies man!!

off to the seedbank methinks!!

get wise read this!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/whatsintheskunk

jack sparrow1 · Post by **jack sparrow1** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:42 pm

nothing but sand and shreded wheat up here

looking forward to the glue tho will take me back....

sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffff

captain easychord · Post by **captain easychord** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:39 pm

had the unfortunate opportunity to grab some of this ish last month, so gross! the ultimate WTF moment has to be tasting all this grit in your teeth after hauling off a spliff

signus · Post by **signus** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:58 pm

poax wrote: so far today i have coughed up: a lemon.
some brie
a small piece of italy
some biscuits shaped like
mikhal gorbechov
2 turtle doves and my spleen

LMFAO!

Darkside shit though, so far I've only had sand

audiopie · Post by **audiopie** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:18 pm

6: Smoking this has resulted in mouth ulcers and sore throats/ chesty coughs which never occur when smoking normally due to the good health and only occasional cannabis use of the subject.

That's just F***'n nasty as all hell.

What jerk offs!!

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:35 pm

ay its effin distgusting what these lot'll do...
all about local produce up norf...

robadub · Post by **robadub** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:53 pm

poax wrote: a small piece of italy

can you confirm which area ?

verona was reported missing to the police early last week

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:29 pm

yes it was salerno just outside napoli.
tasted better on the way out to be honest.

verona was down to this guy

robadub · Post by **robadub** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:03 pm

poax wrote:yes it was salerno just outside napoli.
tasted better on the way out to be honest.

verona was down to this guy

tarbuck's re-surfaced

last i heard he was on a 10 stretch for trying to steal kidderminster with

thinking · Post by **thinking** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:12 pm

fuckin ell it seems fine up here, but we do have a lot of local 'commercial' growers. I might start offering a mail order service if it gets any worse for you lot.

kion · Post by **kion** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:46 pm

I got a kinder toy in the last lot I bought. wtf is all that about. Some weird bishop character that rolled along bashing a bit of meat up and down. If that ain't some sort of sick euphemism..

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:09 pm

KION wrote:I got a kinder toy in the last lot I bought. wtf is all that about. Some weird bishop character that rolled along bashing a bit of meat up and down. If that ain't some sort of sick euphemism..

diablo · Post by **diablo** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:31 am

No glue, sand , crap weed here!!!!

Just blazing some clean Purple Urkle!!!

and some cold water bubblehash I made myself!!!

Sorry to hear about the scandalous crap yall have to smoke

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:35 am

Haven't bought any for time, not looking forward to the prospect of smoking toddler's piss particles.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:49 am

I've said it before and i'll say it again. There's nout wrong with solvent abuse...

alec.tron · Post by **alec.tron** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:47 am

*Public greenhouses for the masses...

c.

a_k47 · Post by **a_k47** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:28 am

i think its some think to do wid this some one was tellin me a bout this stuff

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poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:31 am

yeah , the first bit of grit i came across was actually the best lookin best smelin bit of bud that i had seen for ages .......

BUT IT TASTES LIKE ARSE!!!!!!

(POKES DOES NOT MAKE A HABBIT OF TASTING ARSE.)

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:42 pm

poaks is jokes.

Thank you for not coughing up florence, I need to live there. Plus, my street would taste like shit.

kate_ · Post by **kate_** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:06 pm

I hope your euro-bud-trashers dont give any jack-asses any ideas in the states! I am sorry you all have to deal with that. You might safer just smokin some crumbled up valium rolled in some peanut butter. People take the club drug approach to something as non drug-like as weed, and it just seems trifling. If you're going have to cut something to support your habit or double your profit, then these assholes should be selling meth or coke. You cant make THAT much off of chronic, why bother?!

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