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Things You Could Get Away With As A Kid But Can't Now

Post by corpsey » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:56 pm

#1 : Doing a poo in the bath


This is never ever cute, but when you're about 7 it's cuter than it's going to be ever again, even when you're 90, when you'll probably drown in it.

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Post by corpsey » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:58 pm

#2: Kicking a girl in the camel


Especially applies to ''kicking a 6 year old girl in the camel''

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Post by shonky » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:58 pm

Pet torture - "aw he doesn't know any better he's only 6"

I did though :lol:
Hmm....

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Post by corpsey » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:59 pm

#3 : Pointing at a disfigured person in the street as you walked past them and screaming ''It's Freddy!''

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Post by metalboxproducts » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:03 pm

4. Looking up your mums skirt.
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Post by kidlogic » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:04 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:4. Looking up your mums skirt.
unless your dubluke

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Post by alfie » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:05 pm

getting changed in the women's changing rooms....trust me.

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Post by diss04 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:06 pm

alfie wrote:getting changed in the women's changing rooms....trust me.
i remember those days.

could biting people be one?
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Post by dubluke » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:06 pm

putting ping pong balls in the microwave
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by shonky » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:31 pm

Saying "stop talking about yourself" every time someone insulted you and thinking you were dead witty.
Hmm....

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Post by contakt » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:32 pm

Shonky wrote:Saying "stop talking about yourself" every time someone insulted you and thinking you were dead witty.
You mean that ISN'T dead witty? :cry:
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:33 pm

eating insects

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Post by dubluke » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:36 pm

Shonky wrote:Saying "stop talking about yourself" every time someone insulted you and thinking you were dead witty.
another classic was "i know you are but what am i?" response in the same situation over and over again
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by Jubz » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:37 pm

Calling people a "spooner" and expecting them to be offended.

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Post by djelements » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:39 pm

Saying fuck really loud, and then saying that "one of the other kids at school said it mom, but I didn't know I couldn't say it."
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kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper

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Post by corpsey » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:41 pm

# 24: Guffing in front of your gran

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Post by djelements » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:59 pm

Corpsey wrote:# 24: Guffing in front of your gran
Guff is not a word, and your ass knows it.
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kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper

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Post by dubluke » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:00 pm

guff so is a word


























































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gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by corpsey » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:01 pm

DJelements wrote:
Corpsey wrote:# 24: Guffing in front of your gran
Guff is not a word, and your ass knows it.
I don't own a donkey, stoopid amerekeen

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