Telling Women At Dubstep Nights That You're Burial

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:42 pm

Immoral?

sines · Post by **sines** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:45 pm

ingenious

citizen · Post by **citizen** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:46 pm

inventive?

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:46 pm

Ivorbiggun?

sines · Post by **sines** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:49 pm

Ini Kamoze?

ory · Post by **ory** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:50 pm

Does it work then?

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:50 pm

Insane

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:51 pm

Interloper! Interloper!

I'llscream!

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:51 pm

Amazing

carlybag · Post by **carlybag** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:53 pm

have you actually managed to find a lady that gullible?

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:53 pm

'Yeah baby honestly I wrote Archangel about you, don't you remember meeting me back in... uhh'

'Was it at Sonar last year?!'

'Yeah! That was it! I was the uhh...'

'The guy with the bermuda shorts?!'

'Yeah! So anyway, like I said- I can't keep my eyes off you. I can't keep my eyes off YOU. I can't keep my eyes off YOU. I can't keep my eyes off YOU. I can't keep my eyes off YOUUU. I can't keep my eyes off YOUUU...'

'Yeah alright I get the idea Burial, you boring twat'

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:54 pm

I LITERALLY LAUGHED @ THE THREAD TITLE.

OH MY DAZE.

fractal · Post by **fractal** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:56 pm

whatever it takes, huh corpsebot?

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:58 pm

Fractal wrote:

whatever it takes, huh corpsebot?

Sometimes I tell people I have a gun just to get their attention

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:58 pm

Corpsey wrote:'Yeah baby honestly I wrote Archangel about you

Does writing a song about someone ever actually work?

supermule · Post by **supermule** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:00 pm

does anyone have any ideas who burial actually is?
Its like the stig, could be someone we already know, or not!

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:02 pm

supermule wrote:does anyone have any ideas who burial actually is?
Its like the stig, could be someone we already know, or not!
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We already found out its the Big Issue vendor outside Oxford Circus Tube Station.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:03 pm

Actually, given the widening audience for dubstep nights nowadays, I could probably get away with telling them I'm Jo Whiley

citizen · Post by **citizen** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:06 pm

Lol if she replies "You're not Bevan Williams".

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:09 pm

I'd say ''Oh you thought I said 'I'm Burial'? No no no! I said 'I'm very ill... terminally ill in fact. Sleep with me or never sleep lightly again.'

And then I'd tug off into a cup and jet.

Ssssswish

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