I'm sorry! I grew up on a farm! We killed a pig whenever we wanted bacon! And when my grandfather died, we reburied him in an old oil drum!

How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…

nowaayy wrote:

Dwight K Schrute wrote:

nowaayy wrote:u r a mug

I can and will physically dominate you. Puny one.

u have no idea who i am mate, this is an online forum. stop spammin this forum u mug.

As a volunteer sheriff I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories.

What would you people know about cool? The Japanese camp guards of World War Two always chose one man to kill whenever a batch of new prisoners arrived. I always wondered how they chose the man who was to die. I think I would have been good at choosing the person.

nowaayy wrote:u r a mug

I can and will physically dominate you. Puny one.

I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

As a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy I've been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me, so I tailed her for six nights straight. Turns out.. she was. With a couple of guys, actually... so. Mystery solved.

I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four, and I was great and I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.

I have acted before. I was in a production of "Oklahoma!" in the 7th grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids so they made up roles like that. I was good.

...I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.

In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war – the war of music – but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime ...

I once had a cousin named Heindl, who received numerous injuries and infections from an attack by a small sheep dog that was working for a rival family who prized themselves on the same line of thinking as this!

I was quite competent at this art until uncle Gunther married a Finnish woman with whom he had 17 children, we were short on cash so the decks and the goats had to go.

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown ...

This is a message to the entire forum so that everyone can see I can physically dominate them!

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Don't get jealous okay.

Hello. I don't believe we've been introduced. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

I can teach you how to make cornhusk dolls.