My friends and I turned studying for exams into a smoking game.

I remember one time in middle school, someone left a shoebox in one of the bathrooms with a note reading something along the lines of "there is a bomb in this box. It will blow up at 10:45 AM." It wasn't found until around 1:30 that afternoon. The bomb squad that came in to remove the empt...

@Craggle - I like the wet-sounding synth you got going on, but at the same time I feel it's a little overkill. Once you start mixing up the sounds toward the middle and end of that clip it feels a bit better to me. @tripwire22 - Nice loop. That would sit real nice with an atmospheric track or someth...

I'm all about the drums. Johnny Rabb is bad ass. Check out Benny Greb if you haven't heard of him already. Anyway, Jojo Mayer is a personal favorite.

I <3 drums.

^^^ My great grandma is 100 years old. It's sad as hell cause she has pretty much no control of her bodily functions. Anyway, Eh, I don't feel like turning green and sticky in a box in the dirt. Dying can't be too great in itself... I'd rather not know when I'm going to die. On a side note, my dad i...

I'm sure some of you have seen these, but they are still some of the funniest things I've ever stumbled upon. Figured I'd share the lolz. Just a few good ones... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4OPr_QxoFg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAcg-kMC4QA&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z...

Yo momma's so fat that when she goes into the ocean, all the whales start singing "We Are Family". EPIC LOLLERSKATEZ

I personally do not associate myself with any religion. Despite being raised Jewish and even Bar Mitzvah'd, I do not believe in a supreme power or being. To me, many people turn to religion for a set of morals and a guide as to how they should lead their life. I follow my own set of morals and likel...

I pretty much just smoke weed every now and then... Usually alone just to kick back and relax. It's more fun with a good buddy or two, though. I've been real skeptical about drinking, seeing as my one friend blacked out and fell from a third story window. He shattered one of his femurs and broke the...

Oh man... What a dark, yet entertaining, corner of the internet. It's funny to go on baked as hell. I was with a buddy of mine and we just finished smoking and went on there. He lifted up his arm so it looked like a woman with a real hairy cooch bending over. It was hilarious until we saw some dude ...

@Gaspstep - the subs sound a little muddy, but I know you're working on that. But damn dude, that's a fat track. I'll keep an eye out for the finished product. Good stuff. @Deniss1 - haha I like the intro. Good drop, too. I like the direction you're taking it. Very nice start on this track. @Olux - ...

Works for me. I won't even acknowledged the fact that she cleaned her piss with that shit covered shirt. Well done!

then the black shit she rubs represents self loathing at the fact she cannot express herself, then she cuts a hole in her jeans, this is the 'unlocking' of true potentials and desires, whats she needs is within , it's neither canned nor processed, words can't place where this deep, creative urge st...

It takes her so long to open that can because it's an expression of the struggles those hipsters face while trying to be "deep" and creative.



BEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANS AAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

Since this is hipster-related, WHERE THE FUCK IS BEANS!?




BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

The atomic bombs dropped on Japan were necessary and calculated for bringing down the murderous Imperial War machine. The comparative casualties of letting the physical war go on any longer was insane. And that anime was stupid as hell, the firebombing of Tokyo was much worse and violent with much ...

My brother's gonna be a cop... I hope nobody slaps him!!!




Whatta bitch.

That tune was so filthy I prevacated my leiophyllum with a hyperspherical duotriode.

Translation -- That tune was so filthy I gave up my sand myrtle with a quad-dimensional spherical (I can't find a definition for duotriode.) THAT'S SOME FILTHY SHIZNAT.