In an alternative universe, Ronaldo is placing his balls on my nans chin.

In an alternative universe Ronaldo is placing his balls on my nans chin

Benny dancing like my dad at a disco, when he shat himself that one time

He should add video games. Back in school, when we were 15-16 or so, friends would call weed video games, and the act of smoking weed "playing video games". So, it was easy to speak in front of adults/teachers as well. "Hey I heard you got a really good new video game?" "You should come play some ...

jiggle or
assclown

STIFLERS MUUUUM!!!!!!!1

s'all about the grey nike sweatpants with crusty semen stains, really adds character.

Do you like the films of Jude Law?

Classic show

Also any scene with Christophers (nu-man! wutt, say sunting!) his doppy face kills it, especially when their trying to teach him to pull women in the store room, too funny. Roll on third series.

Also if you like phoneshop you should like peepshow ...

Prince Charles came to our college to open a masonry when I was younger.
He spoke to me and I shook his hand and noticed he doesn't have finger nails

Do a Nathan Barley;

"Soon, I'll be showing you my OOOAH face""

Two things are going on in my mind when listening to this.
A) Have I skipped 25 years and turned into my Dad? "this isn't music, this is just noise"
B) I think I'm having some sort of seizure due to the poor mastering, whoever "produced" this went full-on Cartman and capitalised on it, I'm sure he ...

I bought a pair of seinheiser hd-25 mrk2's and never looked back, I think they've even come down in price now by about £20/30.
They have a flat response on them and the build quality is amazing. IF they do break, you can replace any part of them yourself, just order the damaged item on ebay and fix ...

ehbrums1 wrote:...the fuck...

It's a play on words...

The original joke is about a man who works at a bakery and keeps putting his penis in the bacon slicer, so he gets fired.
Then the manager says "it's okay, I fired her too"

ta-darrrh

dubstep22 wrote:

MY DREAM!

Nice desk, where'd you get that from? I'm looking for one at the moment but they seem a little expensive for a plank of wood and 4 legs ha

I kept putting my penis in the synthesiser

I ended up getting fired

Me atm, the left hand speaker is just out of shot

I went to TRIBE in Leeds, next to the corn x and went up the stairs when I was about 16/17 years old about 5 years ago. I saw Simon (didn't know who he was at the time, just some bald guy) I tried to be all cool and suave because there were some major gangster looking guys, stood nodding their heads ...