First, I did this in like 3 minutes. Second, I put this up for fun but you had to take it serious, however, I am happy you took offense to it bro. That lets me know your so petty you wasted your time making something silly while I was getting better at something else. The funnier thing though is you...

http://soundcloud.com/odlaygo/mr-jameson-intro-loop
I usually just add a low pass filter controlled with dynamics to add the big low end but whatever works I guess
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this is just a rough idea but what does everyone think?