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...

Good band.

*A low and chilling moan emits from beneath the troubled earth of Ex-Ham-Toucher's grave*

*Ex-Ham-Toucher shifts slightly in his grave*

Et tu Brute?

I weep for you all. May your ham infested souls find salvation.

*falls on ham knife*

--Ex-Ham-Toucher is now an ex Ex-Ham-Toucher--

The decision Contakt makes now will be the deciding battle.

Should he choose a life of ham, I will take this to mean that all my work has been in vain and my existence is futile. I will fall on a ham knife and you will never hear from me again.

Should Contakt choose a life without ham, I will take ...

I like <i>eating</i> ham...

you are therefore on the first few steps on the path to righteousness and ham worship. you will be welcome in our church when you start to learn the tactile joys of the ham

Leave Contakt out of this! I don't want to see any more poor young souls lost to your ham ...

You see, thats just what he's trying to do... wildly throw out accusahams amongs each other. I shall have none of it. We of the Church must set aside our differing views for the moment and focus on the real threat to hamanity, the blasphamer Ex-Toucher. Or should I say, Closet toucher. I know you ...

PS. I am not Burial.

*Grand* wrote:Can one of you Hamist please explain to me the doctrines of the Ham. I believe you are nothing more than a cult. The Cult Ham.

Exactly Grand. This evil cult is corrupting the forum's youth and must be stopped.

I do not wish other innocent members of this forum to be the targets of your ham fisted attempts at harassment.

Suffice to say I am none of those you previously postulated and that you are unlikely to guess who i ham.

I may reveal myself in good time, but for now I think we are all having too much ...

Do not think I am in the slightest bit disturbed by your Sp-Hamming.

youve been touching it haven't you????

your box is full of ham and you can't keep your dirty mitts off it

Although I would be lying if I were to say that the last ten minutes of ham barrage has been easy, my will did not ...

Do not think I am in the slightest bit disturbed by your Sp-Hamming.

i cannot lay silent whilst such flagrant disregard for the true teachings of ham run wild

please be quiet the Church understands your concerns - please come to the Church and will discuss this in private

Don't listen to the silver tongued charlatham.

You know deep in your hammy heart What ...

i'm beginning to doubt if i belong in this organisation at all. i suspect your dedication to the ham is secondary to your dedication for the pursuit of power and wealth

Surely now is the time to split and set up your own church for the true Lovers of Ham?

You could call it the Real Church of Ham ...

i honestly don't know why i'm bothered with this group anymore. i'm beginning to suspect you aren't true ham lovers. you're just doing it for the fame. and the women

those are only perks that come with touching the ham


we must all change our ways and live to only touch ham
oh so now we're a ...

kidlogic wrote:S'all right Von, no worries..

WRONG!

C'mon guys, the Ex-Ham-Toucher thing is just a bit of fun. No-one is discriminating against you! Lighten up!

dubsteppa wrote:(makes you want to toutch ham and thats never good)

Well done my child, well done.

Christ Grand, you don't fuck about do you!