Go the Kiwis. We are awesome, you all suck!

depends whether he paid me a million dollars first or i arranged it to film in a nasty voyeuristic way

another dude in the bedroom, all girls wanna get double penetrated

i believe this is called a foamy chewbacca.

step 1: shave pubes and store in bedside container or cupboard.
Step 2: get sex/ blow job
step 3: blow load on face
step 4: throw pre shavced pubes onto their face

hence looking like our favourite wookie

this guy is awesoem, use to hang out with him before he was all famous and stuff. Good Ol kiwi bloke

lol i think about ex's all the time........when im all alone by myself and the little fella is primed

Yeah these guys are amazing. Saw them last year when they were in New Zealand

Kanye = Gayfish

im touching myself in anticipation