retard magnet

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:39 pm

Funky Stanton wrote:Heat a pan with a decent splash of olive oil and a large knob of butter then add four or so finely sliced four shallots, three crushed cloves of garlic and around half a sliced scotch bonnet (more or less to personal preference). Turn the heat down a touch, place the lid on the pan and sweat for about five minutes. Once the shallots seem soft enough add your choice of sea food (precooked stuff is fine, a mixture of squid, prawns and mussells goes well), season with salt and peper and heat through gently before adding a glass or so of dry white wine and banging the heat up a bit. Meanwhile cook some fresh Linguine, drain and toss in a very tiny bit of olive oil. Once the smell of alchol evaporates from the seafood turn the heat off and spoon in some Crème fraîche, stir through and add a generous amount of chopped capers. Add the linguine and stir through. Serve it with a decent amount of black pepper on top and probably some caper berries, oh and a nice light white wine.

Don't eat it before you go out on a Friday though cos you'll reek of garlic.

Phenomenal. I am going to be eating that.

braiden · Post by **braiden** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:00 pm

stantons a big man in kitchen

esotericmystic · Post by **esotericmystic** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:50 am

What a bunch of retards!!!!!

shapesinthehall · Post by **shapesinthehall** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:04 am

lolzers at this whole thread...

ive just thrown away 30mins of my life reading it

seckle · Post by **seckle** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:12 am

this thread ended well.

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:19 pm

seckle wrote:

yeah think you're welsh do ya

gkmusic · Post by **gkmusic** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:03 am

LOL nine is givin me sum joke!

ed teach · Post by **ed teach** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:18 pm

I think a new yearly DSF award for "best thread that wasn't promoting a product or descended into mindless argument" should be started, and this thread should win it. Some prime recipe ideas for the kitchen too, so it all links back to the fridge at the start y'see.

That said, I am now twice guilty of being attracted to the retard magnet and once again narrowly avoiding it's destructive forces.

seckle · Post by **seckle** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:02 am

thinking · Post by **thinking** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:40 pm

seckle wrote:

man, I was watching Karate Kid the other nite with my girlfriend, who bizarrely had never seen it before.

anyway, my point was they cut that scene out of the version on the telly - it ended with Danielsan getting the trophy. I was like "WTF they cut the last scene out" but I couldn't be 100% sure...

I knew I was right!!

seckle · Post by **seckle** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:21 pm

ThinKing wrote:
seckle wrote:
man, I was watching Karate Kid the other nite with my girlfriend, who bizarrely had never seen it before.

anyway, my point was they cut that scene out of the version on the telly - it ended with Danielsan getting the trophy. I was like "WTF they cut the last scene out" but I couldn't be 100% sure...

I knew I was right!!

its amazing isn't it bro!!! i'm pretty much a shameless miyagi fan. that film was rinsed out in my house as a kid. all three of them.

kuma · Post by **kuma** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:56 pm

howstrange wrote:stantons a big man in kitchen

He likes to blanche his carrots in the morning...

+2 · Post by +2 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:56 pm

seckle wrote:
ThinKing wrote:
seckle wrote:
man, I was watching Karate Kid the other nite with my girlfriend, who bizarrely had never seen it before.

anyway, my point was they cut that scene out of the version on the telly - it ended with Danielsan getting the trophy. I was like "WTF they cut the last scene out" but I couldn't be 100% sure...

I knew I was right!!
its amazing isn't it bro!!! i'm pretty much a shameless miyagi fan. that film was rinsed out in my house as a kid. all three of them.

that movie was such a big truck ending. the kid gets his ass handed to him the entire time, all bloody n shit. then he kicks buddy in the face one time, and everybody is like "you win!"
then to make it even better, the guy who fought him is all like "you deserve this more that anything dude!" and hands him the trophy.
I love karate kid.

pete · Post by **pete** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:09 pm

seckle wrote:
ThinKing wrote:
seckle wrote:
man, I was watching Karate Kid the other nite with my girlfriend, who bizarrely had never seen it before.

anyway, my point was they cut that scene out of the version on the telly - it ended with Danielsan getting the trophy. I was like "WTF they cut the last scene out" but I couldn't be 100% sure...

I knew I was right!!
its amazing isn't it bro!!! i'm pretty much a shameless miyagi fan. that film was rinsed out in my house as a kid. all three of them.

and i always thought i was the only 1 liking it

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:00 pm

Kuma wrote:
howstrange wrote:stantons a big man in kitchen
He likes to blanche his carrots in the morning...

deep...

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:31 am

for someone who professes to love procesed cheese so much mr nine seems very pleased with this miniature hat made of meat

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:17 am

spooKs wrote:
Kuma wrote:
howstrange wrote:stantons a big man in kitchen
He likes to blanche his carrots in the morning...
deep...

then suggests we saute steamed parsnip at night

+2 · Post by +2 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:30 pm

this is seriously my favorite thread ever.

kuma · Post by **kuma** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:55 pm

SD5 wrote:
spooKs wrote:
Kuma wrote:
howstrange wrote:stantons a big man in kitchen
He likes to blanche his carrots in the morning...
deep...
then suggests we saute steamed parsnip at night

The whole night...

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:39 pm

Kuma wrote:
SD5 wrote:
spooKs wrote:
Kuma wrote:
howstrange wrote:stantons a big man in kitchen
He likes to blanche his carrots in the morning...
deep...
then suggests we saute steamed parsnip at night
The whole night...

Every night...

retard magnet

lol

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