fucking bastard housemates

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:20 pm

just got back from a weeks holiday to find my housemates have taken it upon themselves to blow the drivers in my 1000watt pa speakers.. fucking. bastards. they need to cough up right now

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:27 pm

that fucking sucks

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:44 pm

mattron wrote:that fucking sucks

this

and:

http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=77901

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:50 pm

My mate went away on holiday for three months to South America and when he got back his housemates had put a paddling pool in his bedroom, filled with water.

Sorry to hear about that, like, when I had a houseshare I lived with birds, because they're less inclined to take the piss and do stuff like that. Plus I can't handle living in a shit hole.

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:34 pm

Shit on their beds.

veetacore · Post by **veetacore** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:37 pm

ytee wrote:Shit on their beds.

nar shit inside there pillow's .... and act like ur not pissed off ... then wake up in the morn... with a smile on your face ..as u shout ''Did you all have a shitty nites sleep?''

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:41 pm

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:42 pm

Toothbrush up the arse trick, methinks.

abs · Post by **abs** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:51 pm

leave a suicide note in one of their rooms, blaming them for your death.

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:52 pm

Veetacore wrote:
ytee wrote:Shit on their beds.
nar shit inside there pillow's .... and act like ur not pissed off ... then wake up in the morn... with a smile on your face ..as u shout ''Did you all have a shitty nites sleep?''

NO NO NO youve got it all wrong. You have to fart on ther pillows = PINK EYE --> a lot more prolonged reaction then a little bit of shit on the face.

ALSO you should do the good ol utterly butterly trick:
1. find their most desired dairy/sunflower oil based spread.
2. neatly cut the top half off the spread - it will later be placed back in the packaging.
3. remove bottom half of spread and throw away.
4. do a big ol turd in the container - making sure to get it all in the container (not down the sides) so no one knows otherwise.
5. Place remaining top half of spread in the top of the half poo filled container - making sure again that all looks "authentic" and un tampered.
6. Enjoy their reaction when the knife finally reaches the poo and they realise that they have been spreading your shit on their toast for the last two weeks!

Time to peform the dasterdly act = 20 mins
Cost = Free
Reaction = Priceless.

Seriously though I feel for you man, I have had dickhead flatmates do something very similar on various ocassions - slap em silly!!

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:54 pm

missedthebus wrote:ALSO you should do the good ol utterly butterly trick:
1. find their most desired dairy/sunflower oil based spread.
2. neatly cut the top half off the spread - it will later be placed back in the packaging.
3. remove bottom half of spread and throw away.
4. do a big ol turd in the container - making sure to get it all in the container (not down the sides) so no one knows otherwise.
5. Place remaining top half of spread in the top of the half poo filled container - making sure again that all looks "authentic" and un tampered.
6. Enjoy their reaction when the knife finally reaches the poo and they realise that they have been spreading your shit on their toast for the last two weeks!

Time to peform the dasterdly act = 20 mins
Cost = Free
Reaction = Priceless.

Genius.

abs · Post by **abs** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:57 pm

missedthebus wrote:ALSO you should do the good ol utterly butterly trick:
1. find their most desired dairy/sunflower oil based spread.
2. neatly cut the top half off the spread - it will later be placed back in the packaging.
3. remove bottom half of spread and throw away.
4. do a big ol turd in the container - making sure to get it all in the container (not down the sides) so no one knows otherwise.
5. Place remaining top half of spread in the top of the half poo filled container - making sure again that all looks "authentic" and un tampered.
6. Enjoy their reaction when the knife finally reaches the poo and they realise that they have been spreading your shit on their toast for the last two weeks!

Time to peform the dasterdly act = 20 mins
Cost = Free
Reaction = Priceless.

Seriously though I feel for you man, I have had dickhead flatmates do something very similar on various ocassions - slap em silly!!

You are a genius, thankyou.

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:00 pm

1) Get a load of pregnant hamsters or mice.
2) Stuff loads of rodent food in places they won't find it, under their drawers, wardrobe, bed etc (lace some of the food with speed).
3) Release the hamsters or mice into their rooms when they're away and shut the door.
4) They will then gorge themselves, make a nest, give birth and release a plague of hamsters or mice that chew every fucking thing in their room to shreads.
5) Laugh as they try and catch several hundred hamsters on speed.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:09 pm

Firky wrote:1) Get a load of pregnant hamsters or mice.
2) Stuff loads of rodent food in places they won't find it, under their drawers, wardrobe, bed etc (lace some of the food with speed).
3) Release the hamsters or mice into their rooms when they're away and shut the door.
4) They will then gorge themselves, make a nest, give birth and release a plague of hamsters or mice that chew every fucking thing in their room to shreads.
5) Laugh as they try and catch several hundred hamsters on speed.

to be extra safe, line your room with cats.

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:10 pm

eye drops in tea, trust.

odourless, tastless, plus it gives the lucky recipients the slackest bowels ever, for a few days

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:35 pm

eLBe wrote:
Firky wrote:1) Get a load of pregnant hamsters or mice.
2) Stuff loads of rodent food in places they won't find it, under their drawers, wardrobe, bed etc (lace some of the food with speed).
3) Release the hamsters or mice into their rooms when they're away and shut the door.
4) They will then gorge themselves, make a nest, give birth and release a plague of hamsters or mice that chew every fucking thing in their room to shreads.
5) Laugh as they try and catch several hundred hamsters on speed.
to be extra safe, line your room with cats.

Good idea

*makes note*

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:08 pm

antique them over and over again

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:19 pm

alfie wrote:eye drops in tea, trust.

odourless, tastless, plus it gives the lucky recipients the slackest bowels ever, for a few days

hhahaha

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:22 pm

BEN? wrote:antique them over and over again

Simple, yet effective.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:27 pm

Legendary wrote:
BEN? wrote:kill them

Simple, yet effective.

fixed...

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