Bauer vs. Locke?

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:26 pm

two men. one room. battle to the death. who would win?

24's Jack Bauer or Lost's John Locke?

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:07 pm

MCR is a prik. Standard.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:22 pm

john

jack I think ill chews the guy next to the traktor

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:28 am

blatantly that locke guy, ok jack baeur can shoot and that, but locke survived on an island with like BARE MURDERS AND CRAZY STUFF GOING on for like his whole life after that plane crash, fuelled only by food they found conveniently stashed in some bunker.

also MCR is a prik

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:28 am

that said, jack baeur did go cold turkey on one of his missions, which is pretty fucking impressive

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:39 am

people forget when jack bauer kidnapped some russian rude, beat him up, tied him up (no homo) and shoved a (no homo)... towel don't his throat and told him he was gonna leave it in there until his stomach started to digest it then he was gonna rip it out!

man is a madman, man

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:41 am

Diss04 wrote:people forget when jack bauer kidnapped some russian rude, beat him up, tied him up (no homo) and shoved a (no homo)... towel don't his throat and told him he was gonna leave it in there until his stomach started to digest it then he was gonna rip it out!

man is a madman, man

yeah but his face is quite annoying

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:43 am

dubluke wrote:
Diss04 wrote:people forget when jack bauer kidnapped some russian rude, beat him up, tied him up (no homo) and shoved a (no homo)... towel don't his throat and told him he was gonna leave it in there until his stomach started to digest it then he was gonna rip it out!

man is a madman, man
yeah but his face is quite annoying

yeah but locke thinks he's god and is nearly bald

AND lest we forget he turned on the good guys and joined the others that one time! prk

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:45 am

Diss04 wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Diss04 wrote:people forget when jack bauer kidnapped some russian rude, beat him up, tied him up (no homo) and shoved a (no homo)... towel don't his throat and told him he was gonna leave it in there until his stomach started to digest it then he was gonna rip it out!

man is a madman, man
yeah but his face is quite annoying
yeah but locke thinks he's god and is nearly bald

AND lest we forget he turned on the good guys and joined the others that one time! prk

yeah but he just had to do what was needed to survive man!! i say thats badass, fuck principles, and helping hte good guys etc.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:52 am

plus locke is a wheelchair guy and cripples don't win fights

schamotnik · Post by **schamotnik** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:32 am

dubluke wrote:yeah but his face is quite annoying

this

hera · Post by **hera** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:39 am

John fucking Locke. He was thrown out of an 8-story window after the man who claimed he was Locke's father takes his kidney and tries to silence him. he lives, ends up in a wheelchair and somehow still becomes one of the leaders on the island. not just any island, a magic island with fucking polar bears. Why? Because the man has some serious pent up anger. and he can kill boars. I'd fuck the shit out of Jack but he can not take on the likes of John Locke, with or without that special clearance pass. rekinize.

hera · Post by **hera** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:40 am

and MCR is and forever shall remain a prk. Amen.

diablo · Post by **diablo** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:24 am

Diss04 wrote:people forget when jack bauer kidnapped some russian rude, beat him up, tied him up (no homo) and shoved a (no homo)... towel don't his throat and told him he was gonna leave it in there until his stomach started to digest it then he was gonna rip it out!

man is a madman, man

Usually people who write that many no homo's are the BIGGEST homos.

Bout time to step outa the closet,don't you think?????

Come visit Daddy Diablo when your ready to face the truth

yong · Post by **yong** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:10 am

John Locke.

But mainly cause I'm watching Lost nonstop right now.

Just started season 3 and it's only been like 3 weeks since I've started.

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:32 am

DJelements wrote:MCR is a prik. Standard.

3rdeye · Post by **3rdeye** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:08 am

My housemate has just raised a pertinent point on this debate.

Is the room they are fighting in on the island?

If so this would surely increase Locke's chances of winning by a considerable margin.

I voted Locke regardless

mr jangle · Post by **mr jangle** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:55 pm

fuck off!

has locke faked his own death?
has he become addicted to heroin for the good of the cause?

locke can go back to working in the stock room at mothercare tbh

mr jangle · Post by **mr jangle** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:56 pm

Diablo wrote:
Bout time to step outa the closet,don't you think?????

Come visit Daddy Diablo when your ready to face the truth

is that a proposition?

gayboy

limb · Post by **limb** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:32 pm

You people are nuts,

Jack kills roughly 50-200 men A DAY

John sits on his island in the sun, does a bit of hunting and fishing and thinks he's hard. The slaphead wouldn't last five minutes. To be fair John is pretty tough to last so long on the Island, but realy what does he do with his time? If Jack had crashed there, he'd have sorted all of that shit out in three maybe four hours tops, the others would last ten minutes against Jack, and that smoke monster might be impressive but its not in the same league as nuclear warheads, deadly viruses and the armies of crazy Jihadists Jack has to sort out on a daily basis.

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