One for the lads.

-dubson- · Post by **-dubson-** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:01 pm

SK3W3R wrote:whats black and screams?

stevie wonder awnsering the iron
it gets me everytime because you can imagine it so well

i actually lol'd

SK3W3R · Post by **SK3W3R** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:14 am

whats the difference between maddy and a patch of grass?

about six feet.

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:20 am

SK3W3R wrote:whats the difference between maddy and a patch of grass?

about six feet.

OUCH!

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:42 am

samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre

SK3W3R · Post by **SK3W3R** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:43 am

gotta love the grim jokes

altered state · Post by **altered state** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:01 am

missedthebus wrote:An arm and a leg found iin Hertfordshire, a head found in Lecestershire.......... Im off to wonder through the fields, there may be some fanny about!

hahaha, quality

osky · Post by **osky** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:32 am

what did jade goodies kids get for mothers day

refunds

did · Post by **did** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:37 am

What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?

A shuttlecock.

osky · Post by **osky** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:42 am

DID wrote:What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?

A shuttlecock.

hahahahahaha

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:38 pm

Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:24 pm

Osky wrote:what did jade goodies kids get for mothers day

refunds

Fuckin ell

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:40 pm

DanRev wrote:Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes

got my vote!

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:04 pm

samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre

You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.

osky · Post by **osky** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:14 pm

Aprently Jack Tweed lost his wife....

....Now how the FUCK do you loose a fat bald retard in a wheelchair?

osky · Post by **osky** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:19 pm

just found this on sickipedia

South-east England born and raised
On reality TV spending most of my days
Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
And being disgusting, Fuck the gene pool
When a couple of cells
Who were up to no good
Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one little lump and my doctors got scared
They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!' I like this!

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:41 pm

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:24 pm

NilsFG wrote:
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre
You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.

Yar, I've done that one except it was "Whats brown and rhymes with snoop dogg?" and the fella said wog.

technically correct, but no.

sang-froid · Post by **sang-froid** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:50 pm

DanRev wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre
You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.

Yar, I've done that one except it was "Whats brown and rhymes with snoop dogg?" and the fella said wog.

technically correct, but no.

Technically correct . . . ? Politically . . OMG ! But anyway,

jonnyrebel · Post by **jonnyrebel** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:40 am

MiscreanT wrote:
DanRev wrote:Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes
got my vote!

ahahahaaha

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