One for the lads.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:43 am

Jonnyrebel wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
DanRev wrote:Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes
got my vote!
ahahahaaha

this thread is awesome

did · Post by **did** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:17 pm

sang-froid wrote:
DanRev wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre
You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.

Yar, I've done that one except it was "Whats brown and rhymes with snoop dogg?" and the fella said wog.

technically correct, but no.

Technically correct . . . ? Politically . . OMG ! But anyway,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

uncle bill · Post by **uncle bill** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:46 pm

A man gets a phonecall from his wife's doctor saying "There's been a mix up with your wife's test results. She's either got Alzheimers or Aids"

The husband says "Well, that's no good, what shall I do?"

The doctor replies, "Well, I've just put her on the wrong bus, so if she gets home...DON'T fuck her!"

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:39 pm

What is red and crawls up a girl's leg?

A homesick abortion.

ELLFIVEDEE · Post by **ELLFIVEDEE** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:42 pm

deamonds wrote:yea big up SK3W3R, that made me bussup

this

samkablaam · Post by **samkablaam** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:11 pm

what do you call one dead man u fan?

a start

what do you call two dead man u fans?

holly and jessica

-dubson- · Post by **-dubson-** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:15 pm

samkablaam u are going to hell.

haha

samkablaam · Post by **samkablaam** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:16 pm

whats the hardest thing about eating a vegetable

the wheelchair

samkablaam · Post by **samkablaam** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:17 pm

whats the difference between dead baby and a sandwich?

i dont fuck a sandwich before i eat it

DOOMTROOPER/T40 · Post by **DOOMTROOPER/T40** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:28 pm

missedthebus wrote:What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape

did · Post by **did** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:37 am

Patient - "Doctor doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains!"

Doctor - ..(arkward silence)

that's the least of your worries. You've got AIDS.

s & m · Post by **s & m** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:59 am

samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop

dr dre

hahaha

whats sexier than a 12 year old girl in the shower??

when she slicks her hair back she looks like a twelve year old boy!!

samkablaam · Post by **samkablaam** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:03 am

s & m wrote:
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop

dr dre
hahaha

whats sexier than a 12 year old girl in the shower??

when she slicks her hair back she looks like a twelve year old boy!!

haha, its funny cos its true

adwok · Post by **adwok** » Fri May 29, 2009 9:36 pm

Who here saw that South Park episode where the Jeopardy answer was "people who annoy you" and the clue: N_GGERS...?

abelard · Post by **abelard** » Sat May 30, 2009 11:16 am

what happened to the blind circumciser?

he got the sack.

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Sat May 30, 2009 11:33 am

so many good jokes in this thread

What do you call a baby being towed behind a train?

A Miscarriage

SK3W3R · Post by **SK3W3R** » Sat May 30, 2009 12:32 pm

BEN? wrote:so many good jokes in this thread

What do you call a baby being towed behind a train?

A Miscarriage

grim

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