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did · Post by **did** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:20 pm

buy her a tea cosy. makes her feel at home with you

did · Post by **did** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:20 pm

seriously running out of suggestions here wiggs

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:07 pm

Oh my blimey.

I was half kind of kidding with my last post...but I pretty much just had a full on breakdown

In a kind of somehow not funny way. My head is actually fucked at the moment.

Blimey.

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:29 pm

Shit man get some Kalms from the Chemist there like a herbal valium and they work. Drink some herbal tea Chamomile will settle you down. Stop smoking draw for a few days, it's not going to help. Calm yourself down a bit, clear your head and focus on your exams. Your girl has exams on her plate too so put solving that situation out of your head for a few days, you won't come up with good solutions when your headfucked so wait until you have perspective

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:51 pm

Love is a drug...and is clearly dangerous in the wrong hands...

a of dkr · Post by **a of dkr** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:48 pm

jesus man!
will you put your hand around her shoulders and kiss her and sort this situation out?
stop making silly excuses.
you'll be better off when you'll know how you stand.

cmon..really...there's nothing more to say.
just come back an tell her how she reacted to that.

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:50 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:ABSOLOUTELY killed dead by the fanbloodytastic line of "all of your toes look like they belong to different feet". Will have to double check the following story with him at a later date, but suffice to say that was the end of that

yeah girls are bs mate...

serious tho i said to my ex once that her eyes were like walnuts...just wording my thoughts like.. i thought thats quite a nice bit of natural imagery, quite sweet like...

she was genuinely upset...UPSET...

Anyway..this thread is probably the best thing there's ever been

you're a great man wigbar, and you'll kick this course in the teeth, don't you worry

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:52 pm

Head sorting out

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:59 pm

WOO

not as much graphic business, and i think i speak for the whole hideout here, as we would have hoped for...

chuffed for you tho bud

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:06 pm

finally head sorted out a bit

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:13 pm

Now all you have to do is worry for another 15 pages about finally losing your virginity.

Just kiddin mate, well done, this has been great reading...

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:27 pm

lol I aint that bad. I just need to be offered it very much on a plate. Or when hammered...by a fat girl

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:40 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:lol I aint that bad. I just need to be offered it very much on a plate. Or when hammered...by a fat girl

:script:

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:41 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:lol I aint that bad. I just need to be offered it very much on a plate. Or when hammered...by a fat girl

As fat as she was she will always be your first...

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:42 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote:lol I aint that bad. I just need to be offered it very much on a plate. Or when hammered...by a fat girl
As fat as she was she will always be your first...

lol oh no. The first was a FAR more entertaining story.

...

ha

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:45 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote:lol I aint that bad. I just need to be offered it very much on a plate. Or when hammered...by a fat girl
As fat as she was she will always be your first...
lol oh no. The first was a FAR more entertaining story.

...

ha

Please go on...

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:55 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote:lol I aint that bad. I just need to be offered it very much on a plate. Or when hammered...by a fat girl
As fat as she was she will always be your first...
lol oh no. The first was a FAR more entertaining story.

...

ha
Please go on...

Never as much fun

Wild guesses are the one.
In fact...I think it may very well have been divulged in this very hideout many a year ago. Like a big, unrewarding, late easter egg hunt.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:10 am

Oh! And holy fucking shit you guys want to hear something actually mental?!!

And like, I swear were talking properly mental. Also, this blatantly sounds like the kind of thing that might have kind of happened, and still been fairly mental, but then gets slightly exhaggerated to be fully mental because its the internet and none of you are real, but nah, this is 100% what happened.

When I said my ting to Auria, loads of what I said was about her operation coming up in June. And to cut it a bit short, I said that it was that that pretty much made me realise I had feelings for her etc. As when she told me about it there was this genuine fear in her voice that fucked me up to be honest. I said to her (in pretty much these words) that I would want to be there for her etc.

And yeah, about 2 weeks ago, she went to a clairvoyent (I know...wtf. She goes every year lol) and like yeah, im the biggest skeptic about this kind of stuff...but she said to Auria that she would meet someone soon, who would (and again I quote) be there for her in June. Bear in mind here that the clairvoyent knew absoloutely nothing about the operation (or me!). She did then say that this guy would be an earth zodiac sign or whatever (im pisces...) but like...wtf

To be honest, as a complete non believer in anything like that...all I can say is nice one on the mad lucky guess mrs clairvoyent, you just sorted me the fuck out

de-fi · Post by **de-fi** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:34 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:but can barely lift things up

and the truth will out...

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:09 am

Nice one Wiggles,tho I've got a sneaking suspicion the saga aint over yet.

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