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DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:05 pm

DID wrote:
DJ Sinc Vision wrote:This place has been getting damp and moldy of late so it's been good to have something worth reading for a change.
THIS!

Swear me Firky and DZA are single handedly keeping this forum alive at the mo. SECRET NINJAS GET BACK ON FORM!

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:32 am

remember everyones ether retarded or masterbaiting

im not a retard or a fisherman

ok im a retard and i like to masterbait

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:46 pm

Just had to drop this...
You all missed an absoloute winning post here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHqYtUDWio

Even the name lol! Arielmuchplz?

cal · Post by **cal** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:49 pm

Fill me in please

shalalala

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:50 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:Just had to drop this...
You all missed an absoloute winning post here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHqYtUDWio

Even the name lol! Arielmuchplz?

cal · Post by **cal** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:12 pm

Well?

shalalalalala

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:15 pm

lol, theres 17 pages of "filling in" laid here before you

And to be honest, those 17 pages can actually probably explain the situation 100x better than I could. I should probably have a read back through 'em!

__________ · Post by **__________** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:17 pm

who are holy fucking shit, and why were they idiots?

cal · Post by **cal** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:48 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote: You all missed an absoloute winning post here

Was refering to this

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:26 pm

::G-SUS:: wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote:Just had to drop this...
You all missed an absoloute winning post here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHqYtUDWio

Even the name lol! Arielmuchplz?

I don't understand

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:45 pm

Ahhh I keep getting disheartened by the situation...then every now and again she drops a little nugget of "aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww!!!"

*Insert emoticon that represents how I feel - Somewhere between

,

and

*

osky · Post by **osky** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:51 pm

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:07 pm

Literally, if i popped one of them in a glass of wine, it would be 100% the wine that took her down. Shes got the stomach of an Asian nuns 7 year old hypoglycaemic daughter.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:04 pm

Ha! Whoever suggested the "Tea with Turkish" T-shirt...it really might have to happen

There is no kettle hot enough.

tronn · Post by **tronn** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:28 pm

Why dont you try playing it cold until exams are over? Not ice cold mind you, you do have to keep the lines of communications open, but limit your interactions and when you do interact with her, keep it short, sweet, and funny.

One of two things will happen

1. she'll get scared that you fallen out of puppy luv with her, and shell start making moves

2. shell get scared that you've fallen out of puppy luv with her, and go nuts, and make no moves

Regardless of the outcome, that's gold for you. Chicks love it when your hard to reach.

In either case towards the end of exams, call her up and make plans with her to go someplace nice for drinks after the exams. Like a nice trendy bar, one on one.

Get a FEW drinks (or dinner and no drinks) with her there, rub her arms, lower back, grab her hand a few times. Don't kiss her yet. Walk to another venue, make sure its a nice walk but not too long, and keep up the banter, then at the second venue, do more rubbing, hand holding, then kiss her. not the full make out though, but little kisses throughtout the night. Chicks love that crap

You prob want to make the plans early, before you and her get dragged into other end of exam celebrations, in which your chances for getting c-blocked rise greatly.

The posts in this thread are hilarious, I had to put my two cents in. You UK guys need to come here to NYC, where all you have to do is talk in those fkn accents of yours and you part womens legs like moses parted the red sea way back when

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:04 pm

ha, tronn on the BIG advice there. Nice one lol

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:16 pm

Oh, and I swear down this is getting more and more worrying

Things felt like they could happen at any point at first, but having to stop it happening for so long is becoming a massive problem I reckon. Not really much I can do about it though, I know she doesn't want anything to happen now, but 3 weeks is a long time to keep things going...without anything happening

GAH!! Literally worst timing ever. Meet someone I could actually see something happening with for straight up the first time ever, and its the only time that something can't happen

"Frustrating" doesn't really cover it to be honest.

ELLFIVEDEE · Post by **ELLFIVEDEE** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:45 am

If she's worth it, you will wait man.

just chill, I know that's easier said than done but if you do, who knows how good it could be

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:57 am

...what do you reckon to this plan

Kind of, ignore her?

She does drop round occasionaly/see her in the library or whatever, but beyond that I might stop actively getting hold of her etc? It will stop me losing the plot slightly, and might avoid the ever potential descent into friendville? Makes sense in my head. But then, alot of shit does.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sat May 02, 2009 9:00 am

Make her jealous. Hire a midget stripper for yourself and have sex with it in the library in front of her.

She'll soon know.

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