Is Skream ever going to get tired of flutes?

ketamine brothers · Post by **ketamine brothers** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:32 pm

hopefully not

pete_bubonic · Post by **pete_bubonic** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:26 pm

the flutes are cool but not my concern as long as he never tires of those hihat/shaker shuffles!!! :shock:

luke.envoy · Post by **luke.envoy** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:55 pm

will your mum ever get tired of the meat flute? dont think so

storming productions · Post by **storming productions** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:00 pm

luke.envoy wrote:will your mum ever get tired of the meat flute? dont think so

ha ha ha ha ha

ufo over easy · Post by **ufo over easy** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:01 pm

luke.envoy wrote:will your mum ever get tired of the meat flute? dont think so

I've asked her and she's assured me that as long as she's physically capable, she will never tire of the meat flute.

luke.envoy · Post by **luke.envoy** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:06 pm

UFO over easy wrote:
luke.envoy wrote:will your mum ever get tired of the meat flute? dont think so
I've asked her and she's assured me that as long as she's physically capable, she will never tire of the meat flute.

engine room · Post by **engine room** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:48 am

Who cares?
None of you will EVER make a tune half as good as the dubs he rolls out in his sleep.
Flute or no flute.

ufo over easy · Post by **ufo over easy** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:09 pm

Engine Room wrote:Who cares?
None of you will EVER make a tune half as good as the dubs he rolls out in his sleep.
Flute or no flute.

I suggest you acquire a sense of humour immediately.

colm · Post by **colm** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:15 pm

ben.

ghettobot · Post by **ghettobot** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:07 pm

hope not!

ps- engine room... chillax!

engine room · Post by **engine room** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:05 pm

ghettobot wrote:
ps- engine room... chillax!

How dare you use such a phrase.
Come on guys......you know it's true.....it's taken Skream(z) years to get to this stage and at the moment he's untouchable. Flute or no flute!

ghettobot · Post by **ghettobot** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:18 pm

we all know skream's the man! we like the flute tunes. calm down.

ufo over easy · Post by **ufo over easy** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:40 am

colm wrote:ben.

minusdegree · Post by **minusdegree** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:39 pm

When he gets tired of being a complete genius

minusdegree · Post by **minusdegree** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:14 pm

PS. I think there aren't enough steel drums in music these days

pompende · Post by **pompende** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:06 pm

UFO over easy wrote:
Engine Room wrote:Who cares?
None of you will EVER make a tune half as good as the dubs he rolls out in his sleep.
Flute or no flute.
I suggest you acquire a sense of humour immediately.

where do you think i could aquire one of these? ...barnes & noble?

dubmugga · Post by **dubmugga** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:40 pm

^^^you could try asking your gairy fodmother...

This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie
Barker, RIP, could say all this without a ****** (though god knows how
many takes). Irony is that they received not one complaint. The speed of
delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting
through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your
pants] as you read ...

--------------------------------------------------------

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge,
and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible
huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters
had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She
turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with
six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight
otherwise,there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said
Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping
her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door
and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her
leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.

"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the
stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both
the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge
halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince
lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.

so should anyone be using mid eastern/balkan flutes if they're not from there, just like we apparently shouldn't have "detroit sounding" hihats cos we aint from there...

seriously though you should hear the stink when someone uses maori stuff out of context, cultural appropriateness, intellectual property and all that

n-type · Post by **n-type** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:07 am

i have a massive flute

[b]racket · Post by **[b]racket** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:21 am

N-TYPE wrote:i have a massive flute

LOL

Mines more of a blue veined bassoon...

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