yr best nerd rap lines

secretagentgel · Post by **secretagentgel** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:09 pm

ever since hearing about nerd rap, stupid lines have been popping into my head all the time. here's my favorite so far:

most of the time
i lay low like j.d. salinger
but thanks to craigslist
i got more dates than google calendar

drop yr best lines! let the battle begin!

adruu · Post by **adruu** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:20 pm

winner!

edit: need to go back to the lab with mine!

optimum · Post by **optimum** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:34 pm

Probably not classed as nerd rap, but still love Paul Wall's "i got the internet going nuts"

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:58 pm

in my time i've seen empires crumble
in my time i've seen snape kill dumble

bloke called ytcracker, can't remember his myspace

username taken · Post by **username taken** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:41 pm

this pisses all over everything else as it's the nerdiest rap you'll ever going to hear

click here for proof

only question i ever thought was hard
was do i like kirk, or do i like picard

secretagentgel · Post by **secretagentgel** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:59 pm

oh, i forgot about that ad! too good.

corey

marsyas · Post by **marsyas** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:43 pm

ha ha, great topic.

too many to list really...
i love nerdy backpack rap so i am not going to hate on it.

edit: started to try and write it down...but lost patience !!

heres a clip :

http://www.dilatorylife.com/Other/nerdy.mp3

i believe its sole.
really is a fave tune though !!!

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:59 pm

Mc paul barman - anarchist bookstore 1 and 2

Or MC stephen Hawking

http://www.mchawking.com/

Kicking straight science!

product · Post by **product** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:02 am

The Chronic(les) of Narnia shit on SNL was awesome

poax · Post by **poax** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:10 am

this is the result of a py man squared
im a call your trousers phosphorous cos there flared
my hypothesis is these players are running scared
your synthesis is laborious, have you been tony blaired?
when my neek speak leek from the space between my cheek
mcs start to freak like im a wolf amongst sheep
i go incredibly deep, im like a bobby on the beat
steven hawkin aint got shit for me!!

username taken · Post by **username taken** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:37 am

Marsyas wrote:heres a clip :

http://www.dilatorylife.com/Other/nerdy.mp3

this is the scarecrow speaks off of the deep puddle dynamics lp, right?

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:01 am

poax wrote:this is the result of a py man squared
im a call your trousers phosphorous cos there flared
my hypothesis is these players are running scared
your synthesis is laborious, have you been tony blaired?
when my neek speak leek from the space between my cheek
mcs start to freak like im a wolf amongst sheep
i go incredibly deep, im like a bobby on the beat
steven hawkin aint got shit for me!!

Did you just make that up? If so that there is the winner. Made me laugh.

thinking · Post by **thinking** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:25 am

My pissed off Jabrowski
Turned three colors like Christov Krislowski
And said, "A handjob's a man's job, your job's a blowjob"
That porn snob
That corn cob with a doorknob is a born slob ?????
Every penis wants to be famous
It's a good way to stay misogynistic and aimless
She said, "I'm glad you explained that
My name is Jane Pratt, before you jerk off on my head please pass me that rain hat"
So I did, you know
What can I say?
I'm a lonely male who will settle for any phony in a ponytail

Paul Barman init. Not a big fan of nerdcore but I bought his first EP.

secretagentgel · Post by **secretagentgel** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:45 am

pokes comes thru!

marsyas · Post by **marsyas** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:36 pm

username taken wrote:
Marsyas wrote:heres a clip :

http://www.dilatorylife.com/Other/nerdy.mp3
this is the scarecrow speaks off of the deep puddle dynamics lp, right?

yeah, tuuuune

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:45 pm

Weird Al - White & Nerdy

bit obvious though...

"See me roll-IN-ing,
on my Segway?
They don't wanna hang with me,
Coz I'm just too white and nerdy..."

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:49 am

poax wrote:this is the result of a py man squared
im a call your trousers phosphorous cos there flared
my hypothesis is these players are running scared
your synthesis is laborious, have you been tony blaired?
when my neek speak leek from the space between my cheek
mcs start to freak like im a wolf amongst sheep
i go incredibly deep, im like a bobby on the beat
steven hawkin aint got shit for me!!

thats it a contest between poax and hawking to be held at the big bang or black hole club at the other side of the universe.

poax · Post by **poax** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:01 am

you cant rap steven hawkin
muthafucker did you write those bars cos you aint even talkin
motorized speak and spell
trus me blud your not lookin to well
let me give you my theory
ima leave you on bricks if you come near me
black holes and nebula
youll get merked by mans on a regular
its not cos your disabled its cos your a twat
thats why im chasing your chair with this fuck off spiked bat!

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:10 am

poax wrote:you cant rap steven hawkin
muthafucker did you write those bars cos you aint even talkin
motorized speak and spell

holy sh*t made me spit up the food in my mouth with that one!

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:54 am

Shit thats funny!

Oh, I also forgot the nerdiest (and shittest rap of all time),
the Anfield Rap.

"I play for Liverpool,
My names John Barn-es.
When I score a goal,
The crowd goes banan-es"

Or words to that effect.

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