yr best nerd rap lines

poax · Post by **poax** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:41 am

dont know if anyones made you aware of this.....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... +rap&hl=en

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:59 am

poax wrote:dont know if anyones made you aware of this.....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... +rap&hl=en

Yo son! that was the ILLEST cypher i have ever seen.

fuckin too funny . how do u find this stuff poax?

oh on second thought i see you use the nerd weapon called the search engine!

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:28 pm

selector.dub.u wrote:
poax wrote:dont know if anyones made you aware of this.....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... +rap&hl=en
Yo son! that was the ILLEST cypher i have ever seen.

fuckin too funny . how do u find this stuff poax?

oh on second thought i see you use the nerd weapon called the search engine!

Haha, yeah seen that one its wicked.

MC rainbow bare murkage.

secretagentgel · Post by **secretagentgel** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:43 pm

i roll calls like motorola
my sms skills are quicker
battle me in texting, bitch
i'll bluetooth yr grave pic to flickr

poax · Post by **poax** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:01 pm

me and secret agent gel
like basic circuitry us man ring bells
when i have my next idea ill illuminate the track
you guys leave the ryddim all shrouded in black
check my final analysis
these bars will leave you with paralysis
sittin on 44s like ironside
gigantor, you can call me iron hyde
transform and roll out
without scientific proof i could stiil tear you soul out.
shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutyamout.

secretagentgel · Post by **secretagentgel** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:29 pm

youll pee yr pants like a juicebox
cos i'll rock socks like coke and pop rocks
whether it's an urban legend or no
you better take stock like it's google's IPO

parson · Post by **parson** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:45 pm

Artist: Benefit
Song: Super Mario Bros.
Album:
[" " CD]

((intro))
borrow my car..
then u giv it a test..
what the mario test?
mario? marios a fucking psycho
((verse 1))
Its 1986 im in the first grade
im workin real hard to get mario laid
i gotta save the princess so we can get the pussy
believe me!!
mario will get that ass so fuck luigi
mario really wants to get her in bed
so bad that hes busting off bricks with his head
he just wants sex so forget the wedding bells
jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells
dropin down green pipes and secret passage ways
makin his move to the end were the final castle lays
eat a magic mushroom n' grow a little higher
eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
all these creatures that attack him cut mario slack
oh shit hold on ill be right back
im gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
it gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber
thas y im a werk extra hard fo muh man
and get into the end so we can stop using his hand
mario dosent wanna get hit he'll shrink
the princess wont fuck a little kid..i think
so stay grown and attend to yer own
and eventually the princess will attend to yer bone
((chorus x2))
save the princess quick, because she wants the dick
and if you let her free u'll get the pussy
((verse 2))
Bowser's tryn to get hed rite now from the princess
buh if its up to me..that what will stop this instince
cloud people thrown little spiked animals
green plants that with teeth attack like cannibles
i heard no body jet runnin in the princess's oven
mario alway seyz "virgins i love em"
i hate the cooper troopers
soon im gonna run up n jump on the back of theyre sells
till get one of em
im gonna keep playin
n im never gonna quit
cuz sum kid at school told me "u can c the princess tits"
i wanna be there before any of my friends do
so i can say i put pussy upon marios menu
at the end of each level i jump n get the flag
sey to myslef another castle in the bag
i hope Bowser's ready cuz hes in for a ride
n mario is serious when it comes homicide
the princess is a freak even though she has class
mario will take a plunger n put it in her ass
i hate the canons that shoot at you constantly
n i hate the platforms that fall out from below me
its all worth while
jus to see mario smile
stand next to the princess butt naked profile
thas why it's my crusade to get mario laid
super mario brothers best game ever made
((Chours x2))
save the princess quick, because she wants the dick
and if you let her free u'll get the pussy

theverdict · Post by **theverdict** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:46 pm

been polluted since i came out the womb
I leave fools restless in a damn tomb
not a tyrant or a tycoon
so let me resume
i hit ur brain like some fumes
make u stop breathing
like it was a cartoon
but it aint funny
money makes the world see all
sometimes u gotta judge a ****** by the size of his balls
i never fall or fell off
sometimes yall be soft
like marshmell
fuck a heaven and hell
im in between all the pain is what i may bring
this aint no love song
so hell nah i wont sing
singular or plural
i hit hoes like epidurals
im just tryin to get a nut
like a squirrel
dont hurl
cuz the rhymes be so sick
im so hot if i was a bitch
i'd suck my own dick
ha ha
make u think>?
im gone off the drink
i may be poetic
and sometimes i may stink
i need a shower
and some sex
to devour whats next
Im up in that ass
like a kotex...

parson · Post by **parson** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:47 pm

mc chris - fett's vette http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNgNitpP ... ed&search=

theverdict · Post by **theverdict** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:49 pm

sounds tainted
so much dick the hoe fainted
hell nah we aint related
what kind of shit is that ?
x rated
i degrated ****** on this one
no son or daughter
just hoeing for fun
repeat and reverse suckas
for this one
im so ill i think im gonna puke
been fuckin shit up
since them hazzard of dukes
too much gin in my juice
im not green like bruce
banner
in in ur mind like SCANNERS
erasing ur mind sake
no pushin wait
but pushin weight
in this great state
T-X
I relieve stress
u best believe this mex
veteran
In highschool i was a letterman
It read P H D
not play hating
but pimpin hoes daily

kion · Post by **kion** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:28 pm

yo yo yo-yo-yo yo!
mint? orange?
wots up sucka
I shift more keys than-a-SHOUTY MOTHERF*CKA
I'll break your caps lock with your bird's false nail,
sucka, turn off your screen so you can't go and check your mail
I'll tape up your mouse so you can't even sail, or
e-ven surf-or-chat-or-play-or con- verse-in-anyway

Yo Your memory is cheap -
That fake assed generic shit
Your comp is running slower than a 64 - that's 8 bit
Commodore computer style
Your sound style is sid chip
Crunchy like a lettuce - wet as one as well Dip!
Stick to crunching numbers on your 9 to 5 slave tip
You ain't gettin nowhere with your beige mini tower flip -

-burgers in-stead homie, it's where your most creative
Your plug-in power's lacking cos you're only running native.

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