Lads... a question about your uretha

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Lads... a question about your uretha

Post by reverend dale » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:23 pm

Have you ever had anything pushed up there, such as a cotton tip by a nurse? Because believe you me, you don't want to... AAAHHH! And no, they didn't use lube. They also took a swap from my barse, each nostril and throat to check for MRSA.

Fucking hell. Given the choice between shoving a cotton bud up my cock and being anally raped with a rusty spoon, I'd go for the rape.
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Post by ch3 » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:31 pm

What do you think these are for? ;-)

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Description: Hegar sounds are fun.

If you're looking at this, you probably have at least a vague idea of that... This set contains 8 double ended sounds, ranging from 1mm (about 1/25th") right up to 16mm (about 5/8"). They're packaged in a zippered pleather case.

You may want to consider Xylocaine Jelly (in our anesthetics section) if you're just getting into sounding.

...oh, and if you haven't figured it out yet, you push these in your pee-hole and it feels good... Finally, it goes without saying that these MAY NOT BE RETURNED!
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Post by reverend dale » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:35 pm

No! If you're a fit bird you can stick a tongue or a finger up my arse but nothing goes up my dick hole, no sir!
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Post by Dead Rats » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:36 pm

When you go to an STD clinic, they put a cotton bud up your japs eye, innit?

Fucking cains...or so I'm told ¬_¬
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Post by ch3 » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:41 pm

Haha, just saying some people seem to find it fun. The thought of it makes me shiver. And I don't even have a dick.
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Post by Coppola » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:41 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
Fucking cains...or so I'm told ¬_¬
Told by your cock?
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Post by did » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:47 pm

Take it noone's seen 1 guy 1 screwdriver?
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Post by reverend dale » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:48 pm

ch3 wrote:Haha, just saying some people seem to find it fun. The thought of it makes me shiver. And I don't even have a dick.
You still have an urethra though and I am sure the sensation isn't that much different.
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Post by reverend dale » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:49 pm

DID wrote:Take it noone's seen 1 guy 1 screwdriver?
See I didn't even know about that and just reading the words "1 guy 1 screwdriver" makes me grimace and hit you in the face for putting the mental picture and feeling in my head.

You horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE PERSON.
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Post by Coppola » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:55 pm

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Post by sigbowls » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:01 pm

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Post by leftdub » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:12 pm

DID wrote:Take it noone's seen 1 guy 1 screwdriver?
Similar to 1 guy 1 carrot I assume?
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Post by magma » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:13 pm

An old teacher once told us that a middle ages cure for certain venereal diseases was to insert a glass tube into the urethra and then smash the fuck out of your johnson with a hammer, shattering the glass, popping any ulcers and allowing you to expell everything in a mixture of blood, puss, piss and broken glass.

I've no idea how true it is, but I pretty much decided to always have a condom on me from that moment onwards.
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Post by missedthebus » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:26 pm

Reverend Dale wrote:
DID wrote:Take it noone's seen 1 guy 1 screwdriver?
See I didn't even know about that and just reading the words "1 guy 1 screwdriver" makes me grimace and hit you in the face for putting the mental picture and feeling in my head.

You horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE PERSON.
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Post by kay » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:32 pm

Magma wrote:An old teacher once told us that a middle ages cure for certain venereal diseases was to insert a glass tube into the urethra and then smash the fuck out of your johnson with a hammer, shattering the glass, popping any ulcers and allowing you to expell everything in a mixture of blood, puss, piss and broken glass.

I've no idea how true it is, but I pretty much decided to always have a condom on me from that moment onwards.
:lol:

Should become part of the curriculum?
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Post by fused_forces » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:28 pm

Dead Rats wrote:When you go to an STD clinic, they put a cotton bud up your japs eye, innit?

Fucking cains...or so I'm told ¬_¬
Aint as bad as ya think man.

Trust me im an std master lol.
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Post by reverend dale » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:41 am

Fused Forces wrote: Trust me im an std master lol.
You have AIDS?
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Post by capdown » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:42 am

Fused Forces wrote:
Trust me im an std master lol.
... can I be you?
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Post by ST100 » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:45 am

Reverend Dale wrote:If you're a fit bird you can stick a tongue or a finger up my arse...
Alright................






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Post by reverend dale » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:45 am

"trust me I am a rapist"
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