http://omegle.com/

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:47 pm

just got a swedish girls facebook as well, this is a potential goldmine for picking up ladies! har har har

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:53 pm

Stranger: want to plai pokemons?
You: yes i have turtlehead 30xp at my dissposal
Stranger: DO YOU LIEK MUDKIPS?
Stranger: I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPS
You: fuck that MUDKIPS can suck my turtleheads dick
Stranger: I LUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS
You: MUDKIP'S sux ass
Stranger: i'd let them touch my vagoo if they could
You: OK
Stranger: I LOVE KFC
You: KFC= kentucky fucked stnuc
Stranger: I ALSO LOVE WATERMELONS
You: WOW!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i put one in my vagoo once
Stranger: JUST A SLICE
You: wow you must have a bucket
You: of a VAGOO
Stranger: im 12 what is this?
You: this is ure dad now FUCK OFF
Stranger: david?
You: yes what would u like
Stranger: COME INTO MY ROOM AND TOUCH MY VAGOO
You: touch ure own vagoooooooooooooo
Stranger: no plox touch me vagoo
Stranger: YOU KNOW I ENJOYED IT

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:02 pm

had a go

boring

j-sh · Post by **j-sh** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:02 pm

You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: whats up?
Stranger: evrything except stocks and shares
You: L O L

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:03 pm

J-sh wrote:You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: whats up?
Stranger: evrything except stocks and shares
You: L O L

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:58 pm

baz1manor wrote:You: DONT SAY A FUCKING WORD, THIS IS A HOLD UP. ONE WORD AND YOU DIE. OK?
You: now, hand me your ciggy;s
You: SLOWLY!
You: now your purse....
You: right, ok...
You: now the phone....
Stranger: yes,
You: you just died

haha champion!!

Jah Billah · Post by **Jah Billah** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:58 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: banana
Stranger: did you just say
Stranger: BANANA?
You: banana
Stranger: YOU FREAKIN SAID BANANA!?!?!
You: banana
Stranger: YOU?
Stranger: BANANA?
You: no
You: banana
Stranger: are you talking to me?
Stranger: there's no one else here
You: who you talkin to?
Stranger: are you talking to me?
You: is it spying glass?
You: are you in charge?
Stranger: FUCK YOU BANANA WHITE BOY
You: banana
Stranger: GTFO MY OMEGLE
Stranger: GO BANANA SOMEWHERE ELSE
You: banana
You: banana
You: banana
Stranger: GTFO YOU BANANA SCUM
You: you need bandana
Stranger: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR SORRY BANANA PEE-HOLE
You: you are banana
Stranger: OH NOW YOU SAY BANDANA EH?
You: no
Stranger: YOU SAY FUCKIN BANDANA?
You: bana
Stranger: JUST FUCK OOF BITCH
You: dana
You: switch off
You: you need medical treatment
Stranger: SWITCH YOUR BANANA OFF YOU DOUBLE ****** ******
You: you need banana
You: you are rascist sexist banana
Stranger: YOU FUCKIN BANANA BANANATOR BANANA-BOY
You: yes I am Bananator
You: Mighty bananator
Stranger: GTFO BANANATOR
You: you need medical banana
Stranger: DUN WANT YOUR FREAKIN BANANAFAGGOTRY
You: you want gay bananas?
You: you must be goin banana
You: beserk banana
Stranger: FUCK THE BANANA
You: no good for your general banana health
Stranger: I HATE THE FUCKIN BANANA
Stranger: STOP BANANANING ME
You: you need to bow down to mighty banana
Stranger: YOU'LL BURN IN THE BANANATOR'S HELL
You: we are aien borg banana
You: alien borg banan dont burn in hell
You: banana rascist homophobes do
Stranger: YOU DO
Stranger: CANT YOU STOP PLEASE?
Stranger: I HAVE NIGHTMARES BECAUSE OF THE FREAKIN BANANAS
Stranger: STOP MAKING MY NIGHTMARES COME TRUE
You: did bananas eat your parents
Stranger: MAKE IT STOP
You: its true than
Stranger: I REMEMBER THAT NIGHT
Stranger: THE BANANAS
You: ate everybody
Stranger: WERE EVERYWHERE
Stranger: I HAD TO STOP IT
Stranger: I HAD TO DESTROY THE BANANAS
Stranger: BUT THEY POSSESED EVERYONE
Stranger: I HAD TO KILL'EM
Stranger: I HAD TO
You: bananas vengence fullfills now
You: banans are innocent
You: you are banana mad
Stranger: SO I KILLED'EM ALL
Stranger: I KILLED MR JOHNNATAN
You: bananans going to eat you
Stranger: DAVID
Stranger: JESSICA
Stranger: MOM DAD
Stranger: THEY ARE ALL DEAD
Stranger: BUT THEY HAD TO DIE
You: so you are banan now
Stranger: THE BANANAS WERE CONTROLLING THEM
Stranger: THEY HAD TO DIE
You: banananas control everyone
Stranger: HAD TO DIE
Stranger: TO DIE
You: bow down to banana
Stranger: DIE
Stranger: IE
Stranger: E
You: you are banana now
You: we are banan cool
You: all banana is sacred
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

devonport_steppas · Post by **devonport_steppas** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:59 am

haha this was probably thought up by a panel of paedophiles and rapists but meh, good fun.

Stranger: F-f-f-f-falcopunch!
You: ouch
Stranger: F-f-f-f-falcopunch!
You: what was that for? stop it
Stranger: Falconkick!
You: alright, now i'm just getting pissed
Stranger: Show me your moves!
You: Falcon12gaugeshotgun! PaPoww
Stranger: F-f-f-f-falcopu-
Stranger: *Brains are on the floor*
You: i didnt want to do that

SK3W3R · Post by **SK3W3R** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:34 am

Stranger: i am looking for a female to talk about my pregnancy with perferably somone whos ben pregnant
You: I HAVE HAD MANY BABIES UP MY CLUNGE, FORTUNATELY I ABORTED THEM ALL. YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME. THE INTERNET TELLS NO LIES.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: the wobblein dubstep has been known to improve lives
Stranger: put me down for one then
You: join the church
You: led by the digital mystikz
You: lord coki and cheif mala
Stranger: I'm ready to open my heart to digital mstikz-ness
Stranger: they are my saviors
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7eudJU8mf0
You: all hail
Stranger: the holy tunes of digitial mystikz breathes new life into my soul
You: yes
You: take itstrange
You: take it within yourself
You: let the low frequency oscilator cleanse your soul
Stranger: I feel like I've reached a whole new stage of enlightment...
You: here comes the drop into higher learning
Stranger: teach me O master!
Stranger: show me the path to the Truth
You: the path to the Truth is coated with caspas marmite
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kd1Ar9gWSk
Stranger: But the soothing tones of this divine music will guide us to the promise lands.
You: it will clear the dreaded wooded path within your soul
Stranger: I am lost, O master, please reach your light within me so that I may be saved
You: find the path to jahova
You: you will soon be set free
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zJiQyb-4TA
Stranger: Right now I am shackles of demonic music.... but soon the godly jazz will unleash my inner being
You: guide your relaxion to force the demonic shackles to break themselves
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5WxZNIpszs
Stranger: the holy trance is sending me closer to the One being of almighty
You: 0800 steps and you will soon be there padawan
Stranger: the journey starts witha single step
You: tread lightly as paranoia grows strnger, battle that demon
Stranger: The spiritual temple within me will overcome all
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C_lGJGCyaM
Stranger: the overtones wash over in a spectrium of otherworldly glows
You: and wobbles all worries away
You: my child, you have found divine enlightenment, now go forth and be free, my son, my father, my lover
Stranger: may the blessed force of karmic music always follow you. amen.
You: amen brother
You have disconnected.

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:48 pm

Stranger: well what are you wearing?

You: im wearing see through knickers with a red bra
Stranger: mm ;P
Stranger: i wanna kiss down your bellybutton and slide down your knickers
You: please do
You: i have a piercing mind

Stranger: oo ;D where?
You: on my belend
Stranger: haha
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaa
Stranger: played

this was perfect timing!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:50 pm

rectaldubz wrote:Stranger: well what are you wearing?
You: im wearing see through knickers with a red bra
Stranger: mm ;P
Stranger: i wanna kiss down your bellybutton and slide down your knickers
You: please do
You: i have a piercing mind
Stranger: oo ;D where?
You: on my belend
Stranger: haha
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaa
Stranger: played

this was perfect timing!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Some of these are pure genius!!!

SJPDUB · Post by **SJPDUB** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:29 pm

^^^ i second that

why do i seem to get all the boring fuckers tho haha x

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:11 pm

Stranger: hi
You: knock knock
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what a humourless tnuc!

yong · Post by **yong** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:42 pm

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tYtajCfw6s&fmt=18
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wat?
You: SILKIE - CITY LIMITS VOLUME 1 - DEEP MEDI MUSIK - AVAILABLE ON 3x12" AND CD MID JUNE
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I like metal
Stranger: sorry
You: Oh
You: fuck meatl
You: *metal
You have disconnected.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:13 pm

You: hi
You: so i
You: put on my wizard hat and cape
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:15 pm

^ Nice one Luke

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:16 pm

Stranger: are you female?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl?
You: 19, m, uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl?
You: im female
Stranger: age?
You: sweet 16
Stranger: 16
Stranger: male
You: nice
You: where you from big boy
Stranger: italy
You: is it HOT out there?
Stranger: yes
You: its hot in my knickers
Stranger: yum
You: ooooo, weirdo alert
You have disconnected.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:17 pm

LEQ wrote:^ Nice one Luke

hehe yeah that made me chuckle

http://omegle.com/

sick ish-skip if you dont need lots of well, sick shit

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