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amick · Post by **amick** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:31 pm

You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: BROCKOUT!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: dsf
Stranger: dsf derken ?
You: derka derka
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

__________ · Post by **__________** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:20 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hi
You: do you like to brock?
Stranger: one minute
Stranger: brock??
You: yeah
You: you know, like brocking out.
Stranger: whats mean
You: hang on a second
You: http://www.hyperblazing.co.uk/SB/NTYPEsoundboardV1.swf
You: just click 'BROCKWIDE' on there, and it'll probably explain it for you
Stranger: not yet show brockwide
Stranger: age
You: brockout then
You: that's good enough i suppose
Stranger: ı wanna learn your age
Stranger: please tell me
Stranger:
Stranger: =))
You: i'm 16
Stranger: I'm happy because me too
Stranger:
You: really?!
Stranger: girl or boy??
You: that's amazing!!
You: i'm a girl
Stranger: yeah.
You: so do ever brockout?
Stranger: whats mean brockout??
Stranger: whats that
You: brock out...think about it
Stranger: heyyyy
Stranger: ara you there
You: no i've gone
You: are you there?
Stranger: ım sorry ı dont know brockout ı first here
Stranger: hear,
You: well if you want to be with a girl like me, you're going to have to learn how to brock out
You: do we have a deal?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: 7ı dont wanna like you because you are ho
You: that's not very nice
Stranger: ı think
You: turbo wheely dealy
Stranger: what
You: you know, like a rewind only turbo
You: jacket beans and cheese
You: understand?
Stranger: ı dont understand
Stranger: from where
You: i'm from indochina
You: my name is Horacio McDoobie
Stranger: whats do you like
Stranger: mücis
Stranger: music
You: i don't like music
You: music is for weak people
Stranger: hımm
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: high school
Stranger: ?
You: no i'm only 14, i'm in kindergarten
You: no wait, i'm 11
You: shit...how old am i again?
Stranger: it is bad
Stranger: have you got facebook
You: yes. do you have DMZ005?
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hackman · Post by **hackman** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:26 pm

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:06 pm

shabby but

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
You: batty man me nar inna dat
You: why you talking to a dude?
You: u got issues bruddah
You: dickhead
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hurlingdervish · Post by **hurlingdervish** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:06 pm

You: i say BOOM BOOM BOOM now let me hear you say WAYooooo
Stranger: wayOOOOOO
You: i say BOOM BOOM BOOM now let me get some MAYOOOO
Stranger: FUCKYOOOOO
You: i say BOOM BOOM BOOM no ones ever gonna LAY YOUUUU
Stranger: repeat x3: FUCKYOOOOO
You: WAYOOOOOO
Stranger: mbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:11 pm

BEN? wrote:Stranger: xzibit is here
You: yo dawg!
Stranger: he heard we like daterape, so he put rohypnol in our rohypnol so we can rape while we rape
You: man
You: xzibit is a fucking genius

this is a tiny bit of a conversation that has lasted about an hour.

so many 4channers

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:17 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: male or female?
You: shemale
You: you?
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prime|evil · Post by **prime|evil** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:42 am

baaaaahahahaaaa!!!

Stranger: Hello
You: im scraed
Stranger: How r u?
Stranger: why you are
You: is this a real person or one of them computer programmes
Stranger: real person
You: liar
You: prove it
Stranger: how
You: youre the computer. you should be all knowing
You: touch your nose with your toes. thatll prove it
Stranger: You dont see it
Stranger: If i do it
Stranger: becouse i'm here and you are somewhere else
Stranger: its have no sense
You: Stranger: its have no sense - and you think that sentance makes sence??
Stranger: maybe
You: i bet your a foreign computer
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:14 am

Prime|Evil wrote:baaaaahahahaaaa!!!

Stranger: Hello
You: im scraed
Stranger: How r u?
Stranger: why you are
You: is this a real person or one of them computer programmes
Stranger: real person
You: liar
You: prove it
Stranger: how
You: youre the computer. you should be all knowing
You: touch your nose with your toes. thatll prove it
Stranger: You dont see it
Stranger: If i do it
Stranger: becouse i'm here and you are somewhere else
Stranger: its have no sense
You: Stranger: its have no sense - and you think that sentance makes sence??
Stranger: maybe
You: i bet your a foreign computer
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I loled...

dubsteptim · Post by **dubsteptim** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:52 pm

haha this thread is hilarious, cant get a good/funny chat started though

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:54 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: .
Stranger: how are you?
You: .
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

j-sh · Post by **j-sh** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:55 pm

dubluke wrote:You: hi
You: so i
You: put on my wizard hat and cape
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genuine lols

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:35 pm

lol first semi akward situation

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin?
You: penis pump
Stranger: not bad, and no thanks, not needed ; )
You: vagina vump?
Stranger: no my penis is pleanty big enough
You: ive heard different
Stranger: from who?
You: your daddy
Stranger: my daddy hasnt seen me in 10 years
You: erm
Stranger: ahaha gotcha, but seriosuly he hasnt
You: wut
You: same as before
You: like a raisin

j-sh · Post by **j-sh** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:41 pm

hackman wrote:lol first semi akward situation

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin?
You: penis pump
Stranger: not bad, and no thanks, not needed ; )
You: vagina vump?
Stranger: no my penis is pleanty big enough
You: ive heard different
Stranger: from who?
You: your daddy
Stranger: my daddy hasnt seen me in 10 years
You: erm
Stranger: ahaha gotcha, but seriosuly he hasnt
You: wut
You: same as before
You: like a raisin

HAHAHAHAHAHA that backfired! i like how you tried to save the comedy towards the end

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:08 pm

j-sh · Post by **j-sh** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:46 pm

hackman wrote:

I came back and loled just as hard

dubsteptim · Post by **dubsteptim** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:15 pm

ahh booo!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bumbaclaud!!
Stranger: what
You: oiiiiiiiiiiii mate

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:27 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: dubstep?
Stranger: what? :d
You: what music you into?
Stranger: umm. punk rock
Stranger: u?
You: kittens being strangled
Stranger: what? :D:d
Stranger: u again..
Stranger: :D:d
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fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:03 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 23 m
You: l?
Stranger: yu?
Stranger: you?
You: 25 f eng
Stranger: nice
Stranger:

Stranger: Im from Istanbul
Stranger: work?
You: im a prostitute
Stranger:

Stranger: really
You: trying to get into porn
You: but the money isn't too good in that at the mo due to the ressesion
Stranger: yeah I know ressesion
Stranger: do have you pic?
Stranger: have you pic?
You: i would have to charge you for it lol

Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: so how can I see you?
Stranger: do you use msn?
Stranger: or facebook?
You: im really a man, not a prositute or in porn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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