x 1000000000The_Dza88 wrote:Art cigarette
banksy can fuck off
Its quite easy for someone as quick witted and humorous as charlie brooker to make anyone at all sound like a twat. His viewpoint in this article could well have been based on what the guardians editor told him to say. Dont get me wrong - i felt myself thinking "you know what, your right, banksy is a wanker" until i realised this.Reverend Dale wrote:I hate banksy for the very reasons charlie brooker said:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... visualarts
Here's a mystery for you. Renegade urban graffiti artist Banksy is clearly a guffhead of massive proportions, yet he's often feted as a genius straddling the bleeding edge of now. Why? Because his work looks dazzlingly clever to idiots. And apparently that'll do.
Banksy first became famous for his stencilled subversions of pop-culture images; one showed John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson in a famous pose from Pulp Fiction, with their guns replaced by bananas. What did it mean? Something to do with the glamourisation of violence, yeah? Never mind. It looked cool. Most importantly, it was accompanied by the name "BANKSY" in huge letters, so everyone knew who'd done it. This, of course, is the real message behind all of Banksy's work, despite any appearances to the contrary.
Take his political stuff. One featured that Vietnamese girl who had her clothes napalmed off. Ho-hum, a familiar image, you think. I'll just be on my way to my 9 to 5 desk job, mindless drone that I am. Then, with an astonished lurch, you notice sly, subversive genius Banksy has stencilled Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald either side of her.
Wham! The message hits you like a lead bus: America ... um ... war ... er ... Disney ... and stuff. Wow. In an instant, your worldview changes forever. Your eyes are opened. Staggering away, mind blown, you flick v-signs at a Burger King on the way home. Nice one Banksy! You've shown us the truth, yeah?
As if that wasn't irritating enough, Banksy's vague, pseudo-subversive preaching is often accompanied by a downright embarrassing hardnut swagger. His website is full of advice to other would-be graffiti bores, like: "be aware that going on a mission drunk out of your head will result in some truly spectacular artwork and at least one night in the cells". Woah, man - the cells!
He goes on to explain that "real villains" think graffiti is pointless - not because he wants you to agree with them, but because he wants you to know he's mates with a few tough-guy criminal types. Coz Banksy's an anarchalist what don't respect no law, innit?
One of his most imbecilic daubings depicts a monkey wearing a sandwich board with "lying to the police is never wrong" written on it. So presumably Ian Huntley was right then, Banksy? You absolute thundering backside.
Recently, our hero's made headlines by sneaking a dummy dressed in Guantánamo rags into Disneyland (once again fearlessly exposing Mickey Mouse's disgusting war criminal past), and defacing several hundred copies of Paris Hilton's new album (I haven't heard her CD, but I'm willing to bet it's far superior to Blur's godawful Think Tank, a useless bumdrizzle of an album, whose artwork was done by Banksy - presumably he spray-painted it on a brick and hurled it through EMI's window, yeah?).
Right now you can see some of Banksy's life-altering acts of genius for yourself at his LA exhibition Barely Legal (yeah? Yeah!), including a live elephant painted to blend in with some gaudy wallpaper. This apparently represents "the big issues some people choose to ignore" - ie pretty much anything from global poverty to Aids. But not, presumably, the fat-arsed, berk-pleasing rubbishness of Banksy. We're all keeping schtum about that one
this man knows!Schamotnik wrote:I never thought banksy's works were cutting edge or mind-blowing or whatever. However I think the guy has humour and a message. It might not be the most profound message, so what? At least it makes you think, even if it's just for a moment. I enjoy what he is doing.
At least he has something to say. Where does he state that he is a fighter against capitalism etc.? It'
As always some idiots have declared him something that he probably doesn't want to be, while he is just happy that what he does is appreciated by people, and he can earn some money with what he likes doing..
But hey big surprise bitter stnuc who have never had a creative idea in their live love to criticise him.. go post a blog about it.. that'll teach him *snicker* *snicker*
Also, be fair deamonds - in the same way if someone came up to you and were going on about chase and status, or snoop dogg millionaire of enter shikari being the new saviours of dubstep,deamonds wrote:this, people need to stop being different/difficult just cause they feel; they 'need' toTIME wrote:Banksy haters sit in the seat of jealousy.
RMFE
Hold tight the failed artist's
i think he does but pretends he doesn'tDJelements wrote:As in, you think he does have permission and acts like he doesn't? Or doesn't and acts like he does?Diss04 wrote:banksy is cool but i can't help but be skeptical that he doesn't have the land owners permission half the time...
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."
Or the fact people think this is acceptabledeamonds wrote:this, people need to stop being different/difficult just cause they feel; they 'need' toTIME wrote:Banksy haters sit in the seat of jealousy.
RMFE
Hold tight the failed artist's


jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
Soundcloud.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
Charlie brooker's DEFINITELY never been creative, I'm definitely not creative, otherwise I'd be going somewhere other than art school, and I can't speak for the rest of the criticism crew.Schamotnik wrote:I never thought banksy's works were cutting edge or mind-blowing or whatever. However I think the guy has humour and a message. It might not be the most profound message, so what? At least it makes you think, even if it's just for a moment. I enjoy what he is doing.
At least he has something to say. Where does he state that he is a fighter against capitalism etc.? It'
As always some idiots have declared him something that he probably doesn't want to be, while he is just happy that what he does is appreciated by people, and he can earn some money with what he likes doing..
But hey big surprise bitter stnuc who have never had a creative idea in their live love to criticise him.. go post a blog about it.. that'll teach him *snicker* *snicker*
kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper


jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
Soundcloud.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
I fucking know!The_Dza88 wrote:![]()
People who dont write dont understand what so ever
kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper
I don't like CB for the record, think I have said it before here. I find him a typical smug ABCer guardian journalist who's only gift is reguratating the obvious into something that is funny or very droll (and cynical always appeals to the British palette). I don't like Banksy because as an artist I don't rate him, he's done some good stuff but he's not the renegade anarchist fuck the system he paints (haha see what I did there?) as. I went to art school 7 years ago and the number of stnuc trying to copy banksy or blatantly copy him was laughable.MiscreanT wrote: Its quite easy for someone as quick witted and humorous as charlie brooker to make anyone at all sound like a twat. His viewpoint in this article could well have been based on what the guardians editor told him to say. Dont get me wrong - i felt myself thinking "you know what, your right, banksy is a wanker" until i realised this.
Banksy is a legend, he's done some pretty cool stuff and he does it with good humour too.
Charlie brooker just loves a good old moan so he can suck banksys big fat underground cock.
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