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"Goin' in for the kill!" (Dumpstep Thread)

Post by dj ill kid 505 » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:43 am

Does anyone think this on the way to the bathroom, right before a massive dump?
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Post by hurlingdervish » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:45 am

are you doing it for the thrill?
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Post by sigbowls » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:47 am

when i get a dohnut i think about po nuts
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Post by drokkr » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:52 am

i play with my nuts as i puts
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Post by did » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:38 am

i prefer to refer to it as 'laying the smackdown'
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Post by faust.dtc » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:33 am

The good old 'dropping the kids off at the pool' for me...
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Post by miscreant » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:43 am

im off to "drown a couple of black babies"


EDIT: This ISNT racist. It might not be very pc but its definitely not Racist!
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Post by DZA » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:46 am

^^Racist!
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Post by bandshell » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:58 am

Smash the bowl 8)
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Post by gwa » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:12 am

I get really depressive thoughts whilst on the toilet.... Kinda wierd.
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Post by feasible_weasel » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:31 am

:D i love crapping
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Post by DZA » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:34 am

Whats with the people that take an hour to take a shit, takes me 20 seconds max :)
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Post by bandshell » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:35 am

I have once spent 3 hours having a shit, I kept falling asleep and forgetting to actually do a shit and I got distracted reading the backs of all the air fresheners and bleaches etc in my bath room.
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Post by faust.dtc » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:39 am

Ive always said that 'work shits' are the best...there is nothing better than getting paid to poo innit...
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Post by Hibbie » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:52 am

The_Dza88 wrote:Whats with the people that take an hour to take a shit, takes me 20 seconds max :)
enit what is up with hour long shits and taken the newspaper in aswell, tbh 20 mins is long, more like 5-10 mins
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Post by shamwow » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:11 am

When I take a dump I think of GWA in his sisters underwear.
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Post by gwa » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:16 am

I think of me beating your sister on CoD tbh!
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Post by magma » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:18 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:Ive always said that 'work shits' are the best...there is nothing better than getting paid to poo innit...
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Post by feasible_weasel » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:22 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:Ive always said that 'work shits' are the best...there is nothing better than getting paid to poo innit...
always seem to have a great poo at work :D
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Post by missedthebus » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:37 am

Either

'Time to drop this kids off down the log flume..... them and their bloody mates.'



OR


'Just been involved in a chocolate hostage negotiation..... Luckily only one beheading this time.'
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