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alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:52 am

finally some quality entertainment around here

wasn't jesus a carpenter?

(prolly not, he nailed it like a fisherman all the time)

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:54 am

What in the fuck?

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:27 am

raymond ford · Post by **raymond ford** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:31 am

Deadly Habit wrote:

haha reminds me when they tried to do pepsi challenges in the clubs you got a cola alcoholic drink of your choice and had to choose which was which. obviously it was a massive fail but come on 2 free rum and cokes FTW!

jsilver · Post by **jsilver** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:45 am

This synth is FREEWARE. If you have paid money for it, or for its specific distribution, you are a crime victim

you fucking crime victim you

quidz · Post by **quidz** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:59 am

Jsilver seems to be on a higher level than all of you.

Step up or quit the game.

jsilver · Post by **jsilver** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:00 am

quidz wrote:Jsilver seems to be on a higher level than all of you.

Step up or quit the game.

freeze! crime victim!

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:15 am

Confusing. 5.5/10

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:18 am

I'm not sure what it is but I thinks I likes it

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capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:53 am

jsilver wrote:Do you have your husband's permission to post on these forums? You seem like a real sass-mouth, and I'm wondering what kind of man lets his woman behave in this manner without a solid slap across the mouth.

post of the decade

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:32 am

my husband huey is more austere than phony which is more (and less) than can be said for your rather impressive pathetic fake singing you insist on doing within your own framework (in the climbing frame of your framework)...even a salamander has the potential to turn armlets to omelettes yet you forever persist on this near episcopal playground bang-a-round...

and nothing you post makes sense....and it's too easily understood

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:45 am

I insist you desist immediately, your search warrant is valid for this particular mode of transportation

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:56 am

Huh?,I thought every one knew the rule "I before E except after C". .Standards at the dry cleaners are slipping somewhat of late.Time to limply pen a stiff letter via the outernet to the president of Albania[or Esther Rantzen instead if he's on his annual 2 week pottery and tai-chi holiday bonanza] methinks.

did · Post by **did** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:57 am

I'm not even going to try.

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:06 am

DID wrote:I'm not even going to try.

Oh but unbeknown to you and somewhat inadvertently you just have my little cave dwelling,cheese fiddling friend.Good day and salutations to one and all.

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:14 am

LEEEEEEEEROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEEENNNKINS

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:23 am

LAST NIGHT I SAW U BRANE RUN AWAY!!11!1 OMG LOL

ITS OK!!!!!!! OMG WTF THOUGH
NO ON3 ALSE
APEAERD 2 NOTIEC 3XC3PT KOD39
AND CARTANELEY ITS NO LOS!!!11 OMG WTF

IT OCURAD
ON DA STROKE OF EIGHT
WHAN I WAS BUSY BNG A BADMAN
SERVNG SOUP AND MEAT
DINAR AT HOME FOR FREINDS!!1!111 OMG WTF LOL U SKUL FLIPAD OPEN
ALOWNG UR BRANE 2 SLITH3R OUT
BFOR3 TEH HARE CAP CLOSED!!111!1!! OMG LOL
KEPT TEH R SOMEWHARE IN HIS UND3RWAAR

PROUD I DIDNT MIS A BAT
OTHER HOSTAS3S
AVEN 3LSEI MAXW3L
MIGHT HAEV FOUND TAHT
DISCONCERTNG

WATCH3D!11!!1!! OMG WTF IT
CRAWL DOWN
2 CLNG 2 FANY BLNG
GLIST3NNG ON UR CHEK!11!1!! OMG JIZ

SWIFTLEY GREW
FELER ARMS
AND SMAL BUT STURDY L3GS!!1!1 WTF

THEN IT SLID
IN2 UR LAP
TRAKNG BLOD
ACROS UR TEI
AND SNOWY SHIRT!!1111 OMG WTF LOL

A BALETIC L3AP
UNTIL IT CROUCHED
TR3MBLNG MID OUR CROK3RY!1!!111!

AS GUASTS DIS3CT3D
STAAK AND DA MIDLE 3AST
IT MAED ITS RUN!1!!!!!1! WTF LOL

SCURYNG
LIEK A DESPERAET RAT AND DA BAS WAS PHAT
DODGNG CRASHNG BOTLES
AND STABNG FORKS!1!1111 OMG

LOST SIGHT OF IT
AT TABLES AND!!!!11! OMG LOL
HEARD ITS THUMP THOUGH
A W3T FLOP
UPON TEH POLISH3D FLOR!!!!!11 OMG LOL

SQUIRMNG BHIND OUR DRAEPS!!!!!!!! WTF LOL
APEARNG BREIFLEY!1!!11
SUK3R3D 2 TEH WINDOWPAEN!!!111 OMG LOL
FUMBLNG WIT DA CATCH!1!!1! OMG LOL

LAST GLIMPSE I HAD
WAS OF A SCARLET DEMON FLENG
ESCAPNG THROUGH TEH GARDAN
SIMULTAENOS!!111! OMG LOL IRONY AND RELIGION

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:33 am

How dare you accuse me sir I would nary say such things about that fine and virtuous woman than I would smear the hind legs of a hare with crunchy peanut butter.No strawberry couscous for you tonight you philandering melon squeezing cod philosopher.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:34 am

I fap at this.

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:35 am

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