Two unemployed Irishmen walking along the street

did · Post by **did** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:42 am

Two dinosaurs are walking along when they see a shemale.

The first dinosaur says, "Do you think that tranny saw us, Rex?"

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:30 pm

Whats the difference between Marmalade and Jam?

you can't Marmalade your cock up a girls arsehole.

karmacazee · Post by **karmacazee** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:45 pm

^^^^ Genius....

I went to the paper shop yesterday... It had blown away.

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:08 am

'I stand corrected' said the man in Orthopedic shoes...

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:16 pm

BEN? wrote:'I stand corrected' said the man in Orthopedic shoes...

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:20 pm

Why is Winnie the Pooh a bear.....?

because he's a fucking dick.

B_90 · Post by **B_90** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:31 pm

Why are Pirates Called Pirates???

BECUZ THEy ARRRRGGHHHHHH!

skila · Post by **skila** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:41 am

Paddy moves from Ireland to New York. After a few days he's settled in and decides to go and check out his local bar. He goes up to the barman and orders 2 pints of Guiness. He walks over to a table and sits down, placing 1 pint on the table. He drinks the first pint and then the second. When finished, he goes back to the bar and orders another 2 pints and drinks them in exactly the same manor.

A couple of days pass and each day Paddy goes into the bar and orders 2 pints at a time. The barmans curiosity gets the better of him and he says to paddy 'hey buddy, why don't you order 1 pint at a time surely the second pint is warm and flat by the time you drink it?' to which Paddy replies 'ah well you see, before I left Dublin me and my brother agreed that when ever we drank we'd do it like this to remember each other and all the good times we had'.

6 months later Paddy walks in and orders 1 pint of Guiness. A deathly hush falls across the bar. Paddy drinks his pint and gets up and orders another. The barman feels he should say something so he does 'I'm really sorry for your loss Paddy' to which Paddy looks confused 'loss?' he asks, 'Yes' says the barman 'your brother' Paddy laughs and replies 'ah no, Danny's fine, I just quit drinking!'

curse · Post by **curse** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:08 am

id tell you all the one about the shark infested custard... but you just wouldnt swallow it

wind turbines - massive fan

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:01 pm

Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"

Man rings up his builder and says "I want a skip outside my house!" the builder replies, "well, there's nothing stopping you..."

B_90 · Post by **B_90** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:11 pm

Whats the best thing about shagging twenty-eight year olds?

Theres twenty of them!

What breaks if you have sex with it?

A baby's pelvis!

How do u get pikachu on a coach?

Pokemon!

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:29 pm

what is the proof that McDonalds is secretly controlling all of the events of the world?

McDonald's is also know as the Build-A-Burgers.

I actually made this one up myself

firky · Post by **firky** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:25 pm

Curse wrote:
wind turbines - massive fan

you win the prize.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:52 am

What time is Sean Connery getting to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish

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