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Post by forensix (mcr) » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i wont but this guy will

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-RGzZjdiNDk

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Post by shonky » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:29 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

i wont but this guy will

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-RGzZjdiNDk
A for effort, but he's not the most accurate is he. Very imaginative though, I've never seen anyone try it in the ear before (although I think Iggy Pop mentioned it once).

The look on the cat's face said it all really
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:45 pm

Shonky wrote:
A for effort, but he's not the most accurate is he. Very imaginative though, I've never seen anyone try it in the ear before (although I think Iggy Pop mentioned it once).

The look on the cat's face said it all really
i think he just waves it around in the hope that one day it'll hit the spot, the noise the cat makes is slightly disturbing tho

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Post by shonky » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:57 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
Shonky wrote:
A for effort, but he's not the most accurate is he. Very imaginative though, I've never seen anyone try it in the ear before (although I think Iggy Pop mentioned it once).

The look on the cat's face said it all really
i think he just waves it around in the hope that one day it'll hit the spot, the noise the cat makes is slightly disturbing tho
I think the cat doth protest too much. For all signs of not really being into it, I didn't see it being in too much of a rush to leave. Not an expert on cat behaviour, but they'd generally claw the shit out of a dog with that stupid a haircut.
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:59 pm

yeah unless the dog had slipped some rohypnol in its milk

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Post by shonky » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:01 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:yeah unless the dog had slipped some rohypnol in its milk
It's a possibility. Think someone put some crack/viagra mix in his Winalot too. I thought better of dogs, but then they are dogs I suppose.
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:07 pm

Shonky wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:yeah unless the dog had slipped some rohypnol in its milk
It's a possibility. Think someone put some crack/viagra mix in his Winalot too. I thought better of dogs, but then they are dogs I suppose.
one very good reason not to have a dog, but then you could just get it castrated and never have to worry about humping

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Post by shonky » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:15 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
Shonky wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:yeah unless the dog had slipped some rohypnol in its milk
It's a possibility. Think someone put some crack/viagra mix in his Winalot too. I thought better of dogs, but then they are dogs I suppose.
one very good reason not to have a dog, but then you could just get it castrated and never have to worry about humping
What and create the canine equivalent of ladyboys? That's just wrong.

You could always get a girl dog and then the only trouble you get is them dragging themselves across the floor on their crotch. Not best done if it's "off games week" and it may take a bit of explaining when the people come round to steam clean your carpet and it's all gone a bit Patrick Bateman.

Best to just put a sign up on the door saying "Beware of the dog - very sorry, my dogs a pervert, please don't blame me".

Or just go Korean on the little bastard and eat it.
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Post by metalboxproducts » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:59 pm

Shonky wrote: it may take a bit of explaining when the people come round to steam clean your carpet and it's all gone a bit Patrick Bateman.
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Post by shonky » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:05 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:
Shonky wrote: it may take a bit of explaining when the people come round to steam clean your carpet and it's all gone a bit Patrick Bateman.
:D :D :D
You can laugh, but my recommendation to any would-be murderers, is make sure you do it in a house with wipe clean surfaces. There's only so much you can excuse as "wine spillages".

Murder is of course naughty, but what a buzz. Pity my freezers bust, those little trophies don't half stink the house out. Windowlene works quite well as a preserving fluid though, with some nice lighting behind them they really bring a mantelpiece together.

I was chatting to the Changing Rooms people about my ideas, but

a/ it's not on anymore
b/ they were very scared

Some people are just tooo conservative in their aesthetics I think.
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Post by seckle » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:10 pm

this thread was about spitfires. you guys worry me with all this animal madness. :lol:

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Post by shonky » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:20 pm

seckle wrote:this thread was about spitfires. you guys worry me with all this animal madness. :lol:
We just appreciate the natural world in all it's myriad forms, that's all. All perfectly innocent, I'm sure.

I mean what could possibly be seen as wrong with this picture

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Seems very happy doesn't it.

Or how about this

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They're just crazy mixed up dogs trying to make it in the world today. Like a dog dressed as a dragon isn't a completely normal thing to see wandering round the place. I mean if they didn't like it, they wouldn't wear it would they.
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Post by shonky » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:48 pm

tronman wrote:Image
Makes everything in this crazy world alright doesn't it :D
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:52 am

Shonky wrote:
tronman wrote:Image
Makes everything in this crazy world alright doesn't it :D

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