how should you dump the mrs?

[mos dan]

You could use the Seinfeld method:

Tell her you've been thinking about having a "menage a trois". Either she becomes so totally offended that she dumps you, or she turns out to be totally into the idea and sets something up w/ you, her, and a sexy friend.

That's what we call a "win-win" situation

that is one of the best seinfeld episodes ever. the build up where they're trying to formulate a plan, with the detective music and everything...

[shonky]

i was speaking hypothetically

i haven't got a girlfriend really

*sobbers anonymus*

In that case you'll just have to talk to the hand Oprah style

[forensix (mcr)]

i was speaking hypothetically

i haven't got a girlfriend really

*sobbers anonymus*

In that case you'll just have to talk to the hand Oprah style

Shonky for a man of your standards thats a fucking weak response

[corpsey]

In bits, in a fast moving current so the flesh is rapidly eroded.

[emcee child]

get really drunk and tell her u want to shag her mum/sister/closest female relative . (works even better if u use a dead relative).

get one of your mates to mack on her then bust in on them and dump her for cheating.. if she asks why u ain't mad at ur mate.. simply state "bros b4 hos".

or the boring one...

Be honest with her. If u have even a modicum of respect for her then be upfront and honest.

[shonky]

i was speaking hypothetically

i haven't got a girlfriend really

*sobbers anonymus*

In that case you'll just have to talk to the hand Oprah style

Shonky for a man of your standards thats a fucking weak response

Erm....standards?

What like, much like I love the extra income and the additional mouth, I'm not into the conjoined sister thing.

That sort of standard?

I mean, it's something to tell your mates, but don't expect any Christmas invites.