The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Ham]

lol, weird innit, he was piss drunk which probably explains the vom, grim!

Oh my god.... Its just so gruesome!

Its probably that weird ball to stomach pain transfer that got him!

[Dead Rats]

lol, weird innit, he was piss drunk which probably explains the vom, grim!

Oh my god.... Its just so gruesome!

Its probably that weird ball to stomach pain transfer that got him!

While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???

[BNanni]

While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???

I'm so glad i'm not male.
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?

[Dead Rats]

While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???

I'm so glad i'm not male.
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?

Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.

Maybe I was turned on by Skepta's masculine, rude-boi voice blaring from my speakers and instead of my cock, my nutsack got erect instead...

Oh well.

[BNanni]

While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???

I'm so glad i'm not male.
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?

Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.

Maybe I was turned on and my nutsack got erect instead of my cock...

Oh well.

Hmm, obviously i don't know much about balls etc. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get that checked out?

[Ham]

Were you cold? If not maby a google followed by a trip to the clinic!

[faust.dtc]

One of my balls disappeared up inside me once, scared the living shit out of me when i felt down to give it the habitual scratch...

[BNanni]

One of my balls disappeared up inside me once, scared the living shit out of me when i felt down to give it the habitual scratch...

Sorry but that made me laugh.

[magma]

While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???

I'm so glad i'm not male.
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?

Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.

Maybe I was turned on and my nutsack got erect instead of my cock...

Oh well.

Hmm, obviously i don't know much about balls etc. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get that checked out?

Nah, they're designed to do that... they're pretty delicate, so the more options they have for getting out of the way the better. They also need to regulate their temperature independently, so you have to keep them outside the main body so they can sit close or far from the body's warmth as they need.

Balls really are fucking weird. Any "intelligent designer" could've done a better job than nature on these!!

[BNanni]

While we're on the subject of testicles, yesterday mine were stuck right up in my stomach. Like, proper, there was basically no nutsack. An hour later, and everythings fine again. I've got this a few times recently, anyone else get it? Do I need to hack my cock off with a rusty spoon or what???

I'm so glad i'm not male.
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?

Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.

Maybe I was turned on and my nutsack got erect instead of my cock...

Oh well.

Hmm, obviously i don't know much about balls etc. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get that checked out?

Nah, they're designed to do that... they're pretty delicate, so the more options they have for getting out of the way the better. They also need to regulate their temperature independently, so you have to keep them outside the main body so they can sit close or far from the body's warmth as they need.

Balls really are fucking weird. Any "intelligent designer" could've done a better job than nature on these!!

Yeah i knew about the whole having to regulate temperature thing. But how he described it, sounded worrying!
That would shit me up if i woke up one morning and my tits had gone inwards coz they couldn't handle the cold.

[magma]

I'm so glad i'm not male.
That sounds, horrible..
I would imagine thats painful?

Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.

Maybe I was turned on and my nutsack got erect instead of my cock...

Oh well.

Hmm, obviously i don't know much about balls etc. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get that checked out?

Nah, they're designed to do that... they're pretty delicate, so the more options they have for getting out of the way the better. They also need to regulate their temperature independently, so you have to keep them outside the main body so they can sit close or far from the body's warmth as they need.

Balls really are fucking weird. Any "intelligent designer" could've done a better job than nature on these!!

Yeah i knew about the whole having to regulate temperature thing. But how he described it, sounded worrying!
That would shit me up if i woke up one morning and my tits had gone inwards coz they couldn't handle the cold.

It's the cold morning wrinkled sack-shrivel that catches me by surprise. Imagine if your tits suddenly aged 50 years in 2 minutes!

[BNanni]

Not really, it just felt like I was 11 years old again. I sorted it all out by getting into the shower and having a good rummage around.

Maybe I was turned on and my nutsack got erect instead of my cock...

Oh well.

Hmm, obviously i don't know much about balls etc. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get that checked out?

Nah, they're designed to do that... they're pretty delicate, so the more options they have for getting out of the way the better. They also need to regulate their temperature independently, so you have to keep them outside the main body so they can sit close or far from the body's warmth as they need.

Balls really are fucking weird. Any "intelligent designer" could've done a better job than nature on these!!

Yeah i knew about the whole having to regulate temperature thing. But how he described it, sounded worrying!
That would shit me up if i woke up one morning and my tits had gone inwards coz they couldn't handle the cold.

It's the cold morning wrinkled sack-shrivel that catches me by surprise. Imagine if your tits suddenly aged 50 years in 2 minutes!

Ahahahaha!
I'd never sleep naked next to a bloke again

[magma]

One of my mates just e-mailed me a story about some Big Brother contestant attempting suicide. I've been trying (successfully so far) to stay away from all sight of Big Brother... couldn't name a single contestant this year and haven't seen a single frame of it..... and then he fucking e-rapes me with a picture and a name.

BASTARD

[faust.dtc]

I've been trying (successfully so far) to stay away from all sight of Big Brother... couldn't name a single contestant this year and haven't seen a single frame of it.....

This...over the years ive watched it and then thought 'what the fuck have i wasted my time following this bunch of attention seeking stnuc for' so this year I decided im not gonna pay attention to anything big brother related...unless of course it has Brian in it.

[LEQ]

Funnily enough a guy I went to school with was on it this year, lasted about a week before he thought fuck this and walked.

[faust.dtc]

Funnily enough a guy I went to school with was on it this year, lasted about a week before he thought fuck this and walked.

This goofy bitch went to my school. She was rude then and the was fuckin rude on BB too. You may remember her as the mouthy one who tried to intimidate the other housemates with talk of her 'gangster friends'...

[LEQ]

Haha Yeah I remember her, the guy this year is a mate of mine, no idea why he went on really as he's not exactly short of money.

On a related note, fuck this stupid weather.

[faust.dtc]

Getting that drowsy afternoon nap feeling 10 minutes before I am due to attend a boring staff meeting with my Managing Director. Zzzzzzzz...

[frodo]

wtf is wrong with your balls?!?

[the acid never lies]

One of my balls disappeared up inside me once, scared the living shit out of me when i felt down to give it the habitual scratch...

If you poke yourself a bit below where your ovaries would be it should pop right back! Seriously.