Your most embarrasing moment...

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:25 pm

What is your most embarrasing moment?

I thought id start this thread after this gem in another thread:

Defekt wrote:mum walked in on me jerkin' it

So whos next???

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:27 pm

Ex-bird's mum walked in on me basically pumping her daughter so hard she must've thought I was trying to dig my way into China. She laughed it off and walked out, though, she was well alright.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:27 pm

in year 10 GCSE PE got proper badly wedgied and I had forgotten my trackies so was in shorts and out come the balls in front of the whole class.

also pissed myself laughing at a house party.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:29 pm

Also, done a fart in Tesco's and accidentally followed through. Not even too long back as well, in, like, February. Took my boxers off in the car-park and threw them in a bush, got in Glenn's car and left a big shit smear on his front seat.

That was pretty funny tbh, not embarassing.

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:29 pm

Ex's sister walked in on me going down on her once when we were teenagers.... she actually ran immediately downstairs and told her parents (who apparently promptly told her to mind her own business)... sitting down for dinner afterwards was painful....

feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:30 pm

Dead Rats wrote:Also, done a fart in Tesco's and accidentally followed through. Not even too long back as well, in, like, February. Took my boxers off in the car-park and through them in a bush, got in Glenn's car and left a big shit smear on his front seat.

That was pretty funny tbh, not embarassing.

Ahahahaha. God. You're quickly becoming my favorite dsf'er.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:34 pm

Had a wank in my grans sink and forgot to clean the sink.

defekt · Post by **defekt** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:37 pm

One day when I was in school, after the day was over everyone was walking home and I fell over in a massive pile of wet mud in front of loads of people who were all laughing, got up, someone shouted "dick" so I said "fuck off you tnuc!" as I was falling over, into another massive sloshy bit of mud.

Also once on holiday a couple of years ago, I wondered what it would be like to do a poo in the sea... it floated

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:39 pm

A long time ago back in school did a fart in assembly that was so potent it forced the teachers to end assembly early. I was made to sit outside the headmasters office and think about what i'd done... it was a fart ffs. I got gyp about it for a while, and didnt do me many favours with the girls lol

Im sure i've got worse stories, will have to think on this one

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:39 pm

bandshell you sick fuck lol

when i was about 6 i ate fuck loads of weetabix for breakfast then had a swimming lesson at the local sports centre whereupon i shat myself in the pool, got out took my skimpies off so i was naked, with brown shit running down my legs, holding the pants up bulging with shit whilst crying my eyes out

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:40 pm

hackman wrote:bandshell you sick fuck lol

when i was about 6 i ate fuck loads of weetabix for breakfast then had a swimming lesson at the local sports centre whereupon i shat myself in the pool, got out took my skimpies off so i was naked, with brown shit running down my legs, holding the pants up bulging with shit whilst crying my eyes out

lmao hackman you bat wrangler

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:40 pm

This thread has already had me streaming tears of laughter...well done all for making my day.

feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:41 pm

missedthebus wrote:A long time ago back in school did a fart in assembly that was so potent it forced the teachers to end assembly early. I was made to sit outside the headmasters office and think about what i'd done...

Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard my face hurts. lol @ Moonchild's posts, as well.

This is the best thread on here.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:42 pm

In year 5 this girl kept bullying me and tripped me up in front of the class so i hit her with a chair, staff went mad and I had to go to anger management.

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:42 pm

it must have been more embarrassing for my mum tbh, she had to come help me, id run to a toilet and locked myself in by this point
strange its still so vivd 13 years later lol

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:43 pm

missedthebus wrote:A long time ago back in school did a fart in assembly that was so potent it forced the teachers to end assembly early. I was made to sit outside the headmasters office and think about what i'd done... it was a fart ffs. I got gyp about it for a while, and didnt do me many favours with the girls lol

Im sure i've got worse stories, will have to think on this one

Man, you badass. On the fart tip, in year 4 we used to have sit down in this carpeted area because we didn't have a classroom for a while and I needed a fart so badly so i rocked to one side cross legged and did the loudest one ever sounded like a moose getting hit by a car.

Everyone turned round and started laughing so I pointed at the kid with down syndrome in my class and everyone blamed it on her but after like a minute I went bright red and burst into tears.

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:46 pm

I clogged up my misses's toilet with a massive turd..

Flushed the chain and looked to make sure it went down and the bowl kept filling up and looked quickly for that thing ya use to push it down the pipe and couldn't find it so I used a flannel and forgot to throw it away, and every time I go to her house I feel embarrassed cause I made someone wash themselves in my turd stain,

not the one..

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:55 pm

One of the best things I ever witnessed at school was during an RE class in Year 9ish (maybe 10)... we'd got the head of department covering for our normal teacher and in typical "I don't have a lesson plan" style, she'd decided we were going to do an hour of guided meditation.

Everyone, imagine you're in a quiet place with a stream, your favourite animal and a comfortable place to lie. You can feel the relaxtion starting to creep into your toes, through your feet, into your ankles, your calves, your knees.... now into your thighs... your hips feel relaxed now, your buttocks....

*CUE LOUDEST FART I HAVE EVER HEARD*

The guy that did it was a bit of a tnuc, but I still reckon it's the best fart anyone has ever done.

defekt · Post by **defekt** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:58 pm

Magma wrote: your buttocks....

*CUE LOUDEST FART I HAVE EVER HEARD*

haha, I'd love to have been there, was it a stinker?

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