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Post by NilsFG » Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:36 pm

ResinTeeth wrote:Didn't piss me off, moreso provided a laughable annoyance.

Realizing that eurobags are still using the "fat, stupid American" stereotype and attempting to involve themselves in American politics. What's the point?
The same point that American politicians try to get involved in other countries politics?

But tbh it's only a small group here that still uses that stereotype

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Post by resinteeth » Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:44 pm

NilsFG wrote: The same point that American politicians try to get involved in other countries politics?
I wish they didn't, really is quite stupid to do so. American politicians right now are about the saddest sacks of shit I've ever seen.

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Post by bandshell » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:00 pm

Been trying to write a lead for a tune for five days. I swear I'm just gonna go rape a nun soon, driving me up the fucking wall. :x :x :x :x

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Post by dark ambience » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:41 pm

HAVING TO SPEAK TO A RETARDED BOY CALLED TOM DEAN

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Post by defekt » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:57 pm

Going to our local shitty nightclub last night, only to be disappointed, yet again. I got called a dick cause I thought someone looked like someone I knew and asked him if it was him to be sure, someone commented on my zoo york t-shirt saying "nice choice of colour" sarcastically because it had pink on it, had to listen to a choice of either bassline and a load of cheesy shit or really commercial indie/rock music and my best mate sprained his ankle doing an impression of his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend, so I had to pay for a taxi to get him home.

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Post by BNanni » Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:42 pm

Defekt wrote:Going to our local shitty nightclub last night, only to be disappointed, yet again. I got called a dick cause I thought someone looked like someone I knew and asked him if it was him to be sure, someone commented on my zoo york t-shirt saying "nice choice of colour" sarcastically because it had pink on it, had to listen to a choice of either bassline and a load of cheesy shit or really commercial indie/rock music and my best mate sprained his ankle doing an impression of his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend, so I had to pay for a taxi to get him home.
Real men wear pink.
But if I were a bloke I wouldn't say that to another through fear of sounding gay and getting punched.

I would love to have seen your best mate doing the impression!

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Post by ahier » Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:46 pm

just about EVERYTHING

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Post by dubluke » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:02 pm

urgh, the fucking DSA, they failed me on my driving test for a third time, but its getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous. first time they failed me for going in a bus lane, second time for "hesitancy" (I stopped at a tiny gap between two cars, to let another car through) and then this time cos when when i pulled over to let another car through, i apparantly blocked in someone who was trying to pull out. For a start, these are bullshit reasons to fail someone, and also, as I had no minors each time for all of the sections on my driving skill and safety, surely that shows i'm a competent driver?
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Post by ahier » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:54 pm

dubluke wrote:urgh, the fucking DSA, they failed me on my driving test for a third time, but its getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous. first time they failed me for going in a bus lane, second time for "hesitancy" (I stopped at a tiny gap between two cars, to let another car through) and then this time cos when when i pulled over to let another car through, i apparantly blocked in someone who was trying to pull out. For a start, these are bullshit reasons to fail someone, and also, as I had no minors each time for all of the sections on my driving skill and safety, surely that shows i'm a competent driver?
the DSA are stnuc full stop, fail people for stupid reasons, and its all too easy to sneak through the system without being actually good at driving, but knowing the tricks to please the testers, whereas people who are good drivers but dont adhere to their strict methods exactly can get failed.
that said, it is quite tricky to come up with a way that will guaruntee each persons ability to drive while, and they probably havent done too badly, but shit they piss me off anyway

/rant

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Post by defekt » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:02 pm

dubluke wrote:urgh, the fucking DSA, they failed me on my driving test for a third time, but its getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous. first time they failed me for going in a bus lane, second time for "hesitancy" (I stopped at a tiny gap between two cars, to let another car through) and then this time cos when when i pulled over to let another car through, i apparantly blocked in someone who was trying to pull out. For a start, these are bullshit reasons to fail someone, and also, as I had no minors each time for all of the sections on my driving skill and safety, surely that shows i'm a competent driver?
yea that's not fair at all, see if you can book it with a different examiner every time cause mine was a nice guy

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Post by DZA » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:21 pm

Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
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Post by ahier » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:25 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
how did this come about?

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Post by missedthebus » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:26 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



oooohhhh my dayze!!!!!




DZA u just put me in stitches!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


How did you manage to get a hot rock on your bell, or do we not want to know.!! :lol:

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Post by DZA » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:27 pm

Just got out bath, sparked a spliff :oops:
jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
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Post by missedthebus » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:29 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:Just got out bath, sparked a spliff :oops:
hahaha u joker!!!!!!!



:lol: :lol: :lol:


im sorry I shouldnt laugh but that is fucking jokes!!!!!!!!

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Post by defekt » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:29 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
reminds of a couple of years ago when I burnt my dick on hair straighteners... yea

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Post by ahier » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:31 pm

Defekt wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
reminds of a couple of years ago when I burnt my dick on hair straighteners... yea
lol were you straightening your pubes?

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Post by DZA » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:32 pm

missedthebus wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:Just got out bath, sparked a spliff :oops:
hahaha u joker!!!!!!!



:lol: :lol: :lol:


im sorry I shouldnt laugh but that is fucking jokes!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: Beg it dont scar or scab over :o
Defekt wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
reminds of a couple of years ago when I burnt my dick on hair straighteners... yea
:o Straightening your pubs?
jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
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Post by defekt » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:33 pm

Ahier wrote:
Defekt wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
reminds of a couple of years ago when I burnt my dick on hair straighteners... yea
lol were you straightening your pubes?
I didn't think you'd bother to ask... yes :oops:

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Post by ahier » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:35 pm

Defekt wrote:
Ahier wrote:
Defekt wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
reminds of a couple of years ago when I burnt my dick on hair straighteners... yea
lol were you straightening your pubes?
I didn't think you'd bother to ask... yes :oops:
hahahaha sorry i had to check
i dont mean to laugh at your misfortune that would fucking hurt...but...why?!

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