The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:41 am

Work have somehow managed to stop MSN messenger working.

Fucking hell, how am I gonna chat-up BNanni when I'm supposed to be writing speeches?!

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:46 am

tr0tsky wrote:Work have somehow managed to stop MSN messenger working.

Fucking hell, how am I gonna chat-up BNanni when I'm supposed to be writing speeches?!

Just phone her at around 3 in the morning like I do and get her to talk dirty to you, condences all the small talk down to 2 minutes plus you get to lose your man milk at the end.

Thats a joke by the way...2 minutes would be a record.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:16 am

Brendan Taylor of Perth got off with a 1 year suspended sentence
for tendering the details of 50 000 credit cards online.
The magistrate excused his greed by labelling him a nerd.
Fuck yu Taylor,
you're a crim that deserves to be sodomized in the can.

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:18 am

Firky wrote:1) I slept in and should have been at work 2 hours ago but fuck it - I'll take a half day.

Just rang up to say I am on my way and they told me not to bother as they have the auditors in all week which means I get today, tomorrow and Friday off. I thought it was next week they come in

I bet they're there longer too as no fucker does any filing and we can't afford a sectary

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:20 am

Firky wrote:
Firky wrote:1) I slept in and should have been at work 2 hours ago but fuck it - I'll take a half day.
Just rang up to say I am on my way and they told me not to bother as they have the auditors in all week which means I get today, tomorrow and Friday off. I thought it was next week they come in

I bet they're there longer too as no fucker does any filing and we can't afford a sectary

Wahey

You lucky fucker. Ive booked thursday and friday off for one love fest this week

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:13 pm

my shitty lunch

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:17 pm

DROKKR wrote:my shitty lunch

What were it?

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:27 pm

Ham wrote:
Firky wrote:
Firky wrote:1) I slept in and should have been at work 2 hours ago but fuck it - I'll take a half day.
Just rang up to say I am on my way and they told me not to bother as they have the auditors in all week which means I get today, tomorrow and Friday off. I thought it was next week they come in

I bet they're there longer too as no fucker does any filing and we can't afford a sectary
Wahey

You lucky fucker. Ive booked thursday and friday off for one love fest this week

That asked me if I had seen the internal memo... as if I read that. It's usually someone moaning about the milk being left out or who's turn it is to buy the sugar

That festival looks pretty good, probably be able to get stoned by merely breathing in too!

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:49 pm

Almost being asleep around midnight last night when suddenly a seemingly massive MDMAish sort of rush came over me... I think I must have been rummaging around in my "bits and bobs" box, got a bit of powder on my fingers and then licked them.... was VERY weird considering I wasn't expecting it in the slightest! Until I decided that's what had happened, I thought I might have been about to kick the bucket!

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:51 pm

Magma wrote:my "bits and bobs" box

thort yu was a bloke.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:29 pm

This forum going tits up...and for making me actually have to do some work for once.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:35 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:This forum going tits up...

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:36 pm

Just realised that I lost my hilarious new signature.

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:40 pm

kins83 wrote:Just realised that I lost my hilarious new signature.

But gained a massive avatar.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:40 pm

kins83 wrote:Just realised that I lost my hilarious new signature.

I only expected it to last until the end of yesterday so im not too bothered... (although I am crying inside)

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:42 pm

I'm loving the hyper mega Optimus Prime, that's for sure. POW!

FAUST, I'm sure your time will come again. But it's almost like the powers that be don't want you to have a quote of yours as someone's sig...very mysterious.

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:11 pm

people, just people

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:20 pm

bassmonk wrote:
DROKKR wrote:my shitty lunch
What were it?

some shitbox chipper...

things for today -

the weather, aim not letting me sign in, not having had lunch yet and the forum going tits up... the weather some more

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:28 pm

i have enough of this fucking hole in my bucket

edit: and before someone twists this, yes it really is a fucking hole

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:30 pm

badger wrote:i have enough of this fucking hole in my bucket

Then fix it, dear Badger
Dear Badger, dear Badger
Then fix it, dear Badger,
Dear Badger, fix it.

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