What would you do when zombies attack...

defekt · Post by **defekt** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:20 am

drive down to a computer store, nick a laptop and install reason on it, then fetch my axe, my headphones and my keyboard and go down to tesco, where I will board up the windows (like in the mist) and remain until the food runs out

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:21 am

shit myself and cry

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:24 am

Climb a tree and live with a family of squirrels.

Zombies can't climb trees.

limb · Post by **limb** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:33 pm

Make myself a bite proof kevlar suit, then go crowd serfing, whilst masturbating furiously.

mugger t · Post by **mugger t** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:50 pm

limb wrote:Make myself a bite proof kevlar suit, then go crowd serfing, whilst masturbating furiously.

Winner

DOOMTROOPER/T40 · Post by **DOOMTROOPER/T40** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:17 pm

I would make a tent out of my bed covers on the floor and pretend it was my Command Centre or secret cave and see how long I could last without being found.

the artful dodger · Post by **the artful dodger** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:47 pm

Deadly Habit wrote:
The artful dodger wrote:Just get myself a boat somwhere to a deserted island life will be boring but alteast i wont be dead.
didn't you see after the credits on dawn of the dead remake?

Yeah but we are an island race it couldnt spread far, plus i said desserted island. It will be like castaway i will be alone and have a coconut as a friend.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:34 pm

mattron wrote:go looting. standard.

This.
Ever saw a zombie? They're as fast as a snail. Just walk around a bit they can't hurt you.
And barricading stuff? Whenever they try to open a door there hands fall off.

fretn · Post by **fretn** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:38 pm

NilsFG wrote:
mattron wrote:go looting. standard.
This.
Ever saw a zombie? They're as fast as a snail. Just walk around a bit they can't hurt you.
And barricading stuff? Whenever they try to open a door there hands fall off.

BUT THEYRE IN MASSES OF 1000!

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:40 pm

mattron wrote:go looting. standard.

STANDARD PROCEDURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gorillabearbear · Post by **gorillabearbear** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:28 pm

I always figured my plan in any apocalypse scenario would be go down to the nearest University library with some food and some weapons if I can get them. Dig out all the books that have any use for survival to read while you board up most of the points of entry then kick back with the rest of them for entertainment.

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:17 pm

My work place is bombproofed, requires key card access and has an underground vault

living in Brighton, the 'back to sea' option is there as well although that's a last resort

urk_le_sauvage · Post by **urk_le_sauvage** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:49 pm

I would entirely finish this game before even thinking about what to do.

http://downloads.popcap.com/www/popcap_ ... tup-fr.exe

Then, I'm sure I would think about the right thing to do.

fretn · Post by **fretn** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:50 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:
mattron wrote:go looting. standard.
STANDARD PROCEDURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rob a vinylstore and steal a tight rig

dark ambience · Post by **dark ambience** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:43 pm

Run straight to my dealers houses.
with decks and the xbox.

abe_froman · Post by **abe_froman** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:04 pm

Get a ray gun and MG42
sorted.

gorillabearbear · Post by **gorillabearbear** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:58 am

Neurotik wrote:After the previous practice on xbox games, i'd take confidently to the streets in a fast car with a rifle, before finding out how ill equipped i am to survive in this world.

haha true

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