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Post by feral witchchild » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:10 pm

Y'all have the insult game on lock.

There's nothing quite like calling someone a wastegash or a waste cadet.

Teach me some more. :|
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Post by deamonds » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:11 pm

suck your mum
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Post by deamonds » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:11 pm

fassy
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Post by deamonds » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:11 pm

claff
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Post by BLZDub » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:15 pm

stinky dicksplash
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Post by Jak The lad » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:16 pm

tnuc!
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Post by magma » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:18 pm

Americans don't use twat do they? Twat is a really good word.

Although, I like the more American "Twot" occasionally.
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Post by vivace » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:22 pm

Blimey :o
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Post by missedthebus » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:25 pm

Fuck pig

wanker

bellend

bell sniff

tosspot

tosser

pussbag

tnuc flap

nob rot

Cantankerous twat muncher
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Post by .onelove. » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:26 pm

cam' on den you fackin' CAAAAAAAAAAAANT! I
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Post by rubixdub » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:33 pm

prick
nobhead
nob sack
scrot rot
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Post by karmacazee » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:38 pm

Slag
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Post by missedthebus » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:39 pm

Karmacazee wrote:Slag
but u gotta hang on to the 'a' when saying it.


SL-A-A-A-A-AG
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Post by grunt » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:42 pm

Dick-cheese

Cum-stain

Bumpa-Clat (dont really understand what that is)

Fuck-face

Prick

tnuc

tnuc

tnuc

tnuc
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Post by grunt » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:43 pm

Oh and a very harsh (but funny to me and my friends) insult/come-back..

"Your mums dead!"
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Post by vivace » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:45 pm

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!
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Post by jolly wailer » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:45 pm

donut always makes me laugh
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Post by rubixdub » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:46 pm

grunt wrote:Dick-cheese
Bumpa-Clat (dont really understand what that is)
bumbaclot means arse wipe in jamaica

arse wipe thats another one
also wank splat
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Post by magma » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:47 pm

SKET

One of the first girls I went out with after moving from Lahnndan was all over this one.. great word, but I can't pull it off without looking like a Mockney.

"Girl's a fuckin sket, innit blad!"
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