UK Insults

grunt · Post by **grunt** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:47 pm

rubixdub wrote:
grunt wrote:Dick-cheese
Bumpa-Clat (dont really understand what that is)
bumbaclot means arse wipe in jamaica

arse wipe thats another one
also wank splat

Im 2half jamaican", i definately should know that..

ASS WIPE, how did i miss that

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:50 pm

grunt wrote:
rubixdub wrote:
grunt wrote:Dick-cheese
Bumpa-Clat (dont really understand what that is)
bumbaclot means arse wipe in jamaica

arse wipe thats another one
also wank splat
Im 2half jamaican", i definately should know that..

ASS WIPE, how did i miss that

If u 2halfs jamaican, aren't you completely jamaican

raasss clart (my favourite jamaican slang)

grunt · Post by **grunt** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:53 pm

missedthebus wrote:
grunt wrote:
rubixdub wrote:
grunt wrote:Dick-cheese
Bumpa-Clat (dont really understand what that is)
bumbaclot means arse wipe in jamaica

arse wipe thats another one
also wank splat
Im 2half jamaican", i definately should know that..

ASS WIPE, how did i miss that
If u 2halfs jamaican, aren't you completely jamaican

raasss clart (my favourite jamaican slang)

Ha i miss spelled..."half jamaican"
(other half is welsh, but we'll keep that on the low ye?)

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:54 pm

Wank Shaft
Arsehat
SKET

vivace · Post by **vivace** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:00 pm

Some of my UK-buddies often use "tampon", "shit-pipe" or "clogged shit-pipe"

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:01 pm

Clit Mitten

Battyman

Heffer

Tool

Norman Bates

Trannyboy Wittgenstein

Lion's Arse

Owl's Shit

feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:26 pm

Is breadbin/bredbin a valid UK insult?

Also, Lol @ Owl's Shit

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:27 pm

Out to Magma, havent said that in years..

Slosher is a good one

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:30 pm

Feral Witchchild wrote:Is breadbin/bredbin a valid UK insult?

Also, Lol @ Owl's Shit

Bredbin = Bredren = Mate

.onelove. · Post by **.onelove.** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:30 pm

'Bredrin' is a mate. But thats West Indian as well I think, majority of inner city London slang is from Jamaican roots it seems

feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:35 pm

Ah ok yeah I knew about bredrin but I wasn't sure if bredBin was supposed to just be a variation or like an insult.

What are considered like the worst of the worst insults?

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:39 pm

Feral Witchchild wrote:Ah ok yeah I knew about bredrin but I wasn't sure if bredBin was supposed to just be a variation or like an insult.

What are considered like the worst of the worst insults?

tnuc

or saying anything about a personal tragedy etc (I presume this is universal)

The worst insults depend on who your insulting, if you really want to insult them then you have to pick on a character flaw or something they're embarrassed about.

This is universal though.

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:39 pm

Piss off, you nonce.

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:50 pm

Magma wrote:SKET

One of the first girls I went out with after moving from Lahnndan was all over this one.. great word, but I can't pull it off without looking like a Mockney.

"Girl's a fuckin sket, innit blad!"

when i lived in student halls in my first year of uni @ swansea the student village was in a place called Sketty.

'TRUS BLUD BARE SKETS'

rubixdub · Post by **rubixdub** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:50 pm

Arse bandit
Marmite miner
Shit Breath
Cock features
Prick lick
Twatbag

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:51 pm

Feral Witchchild wrote:Is breadbin/bredbin a valid UK insult?

Also, Lol @ Owl's Shit

I wouldnt use breadbin as an insult but a term of endearment. Blatantly comes from white middle class adaptations of slang brought on by our great leader of badman lingo Sir Ali G.

'Yes safe breadbin, keep it lock down like hovis'

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:56 pm

Buggery Merchant

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:03 pm

More Contemptuous Words http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BtIAFJ7neE

aspect-dubz · Post by **aspect-dubz** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:13 pm

search up devvo on youtube, sure to have some crop up

jolly wailer · Post by **jolly wailer** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:20 pm

devvo is a certified legend

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