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feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:18 am

alfie wrote:slot badger
small bean regarder
nut administrator
shrub rocketeer

Ahaha. Best so far. Especially Shrub Rocketeer.

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:21 am

poocunt
I like because it combines the childish use of the word poo with the aggressive nature of the word tnuc.
Also, another term for a bumhole.

menacetosobriety · Post by **menacetosobriety** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:58 am

big girl’s blouse

shirtflifter

dildo

northern monkey

uphill gardener

pramface

fraggle

wooly woofter (poofter)

Iron hoof (poof)

Ginger (gingerbeer = queer)

Bumhole engineer

Antiman

Breadman (battyman)

septic tank (yank)

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:01 am

Do Americans ever use the word "prat"? Actually, does anyone British under about my age ever use the word "prat"?

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:02 am

Magma wrote:Do Americans ever use the word "prat"? Actually, does anyone British under about my age ever use the word "prat"?

Frequently.

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:03 am

LEQ wrote:
Magma wrote:Do Americans ever use the word "prat"? Actually, does anyone British under about my age ever use the word "prat"?
Frequently.

Good. It's a great word.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:08 am

When Americans say "tnuc" it makes me shiver.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:09 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv4JkBjthNk

*Shudder*

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:22 am

Dead Rats wrote:When Americans say "tnuc" it makes me shiver.

Cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt.
Feels good to go about this in a mature fashion.

.onelove. · Post by **.onelove.** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:32 am

Dead Rats wrote:When Americans say "tnuc" it makes me shiver.

Unless they're TONY FUCKING SOPRANO.

He can call anyone he likes a tnuc

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:03 pm

Dead Rats wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv4JkBjthNk

*Shudder*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E_7q4hzWFc

trap · Post by **trap** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:33 pm

Dread

amick · Post by **amick** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:11 pm

Fuck Devvo is a funny bastard.

Thought you might want to check out the Aussie equivalent...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c

BTW my favourite insult is Fuckass.

ov3rdos3 · Post by **ov3rdos3** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:48 pm

You aching, syphlatic tnuc.

firky · Post by **firky** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:55 pm

ethics girl n. The kind of girl who doesn't fuck on a first date, won't do it in a car or shop doorway and wouldn't swallow even if one could get her to suck it in the first place. The antithesis of an Essex girl.

halfords hero n. Motorist who has kitted out his bottom-of-the- range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, an extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.

blow sisters n. Lesbian nuns, often seen in candle shops and cycling along cobbled streets.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:06 am

Dead Rats wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv4JkBjthNk

*Shudder*

the girl who says stop acting like your.... looks like jay off the inbetweeners with longer hair.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:07 am

Feral Witchchild wrote:
alfie wrote:slot badger
small bean regarder
nut administrator
shrub rocketeer
Ahaha. Best so far. Especially Shrub Rocketeer.

They're all from Brasseye mate, I'm sure I've shown you Brasseye.

if not I'll bombard you with it next time your online.

sonar · Post by **sonar** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:23 am

you fucking helmet

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:22 am

Dead Rats wrote:When Americans say "tnuc" it makes me shiver.

Sorry to tell you...

but everyone here says tnuc....

.........tnuc.

mumble · Post by **mumble** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:28 am

Pussyhole
Minge

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