UK Insults

hamual · Post by **hamual** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:23 am

dry bummer

also here in the far east the word for pussy is 'flange'

.onelove. · Post by **.onelove.** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:47 am

Piston wrote: i invented this long before everyone used it

I've not heard this phrase since I was about 11.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:59 am

clunge
nutsack
shitbox
gobshite
knobtard
peanut

curse · Post by **curse** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm

'cardboard cutout tnuc' is a current favourite

Province · Post by **Province** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm

keese / flaming keese

Piston what the hell is going on in your sig? thats some strange business.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:04 am

FUD refering to a females genitiles lol

Province · Post by **Province** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:25 am

Poontang.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:33 am

Pootangs a compliment compared to being called a dirty fud or a fudcake or a fudkicker or fudbreathe lol

feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:34 am

Particle-Jim wrote:clunge
gobshite

These are great.

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:52 am

fetch me a cup of tea you bugger

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:58 am

two-bob

abelard · Post by **abelard** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:58 am

have you ever met one?

'I'm afraid your boiler is only 2.3% efficient. it will cost 7 grand to fit a new one'

stapleface · Post by **stapleface** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:42 pm

dick'ead.

the apostrophe makes it english

the artful dodger · Post by **the artful dodger** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:34 pm

jduffy wrote:I swear most of these sound made up lol,
The southerners have the best words by far, us northerners need to sort it out!

Yeah i remeber when i lived down London all the cockney slang, i swear there is a whole dictionary of cockney insults.