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defekt · Post by **defekt** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:39 pm

I just can't believe there's now a style of music I consider worse than Hard House, still not as bad as Speedcore though, that takes some beating

the artful dodger · Post by **the artful dodger** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:49 pm

LEQ wrote:Willy Donka makes an appearance with the Blackout Crew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKtUXVL-43Y

Thought so, if i went to a blackout crew rave i would have to bring a knife to kill them all. Probably the worst thing to happen to British music and i am ashamed to call them British and to call that shit music.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:15 pm

i dont get why people like this shit, tunes sound the same, and the mcs are shite aswell

ill put a fucking donk on them muppets!!!!!!!!!!

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:21 pm

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/new

Have fun!

Donk Side of The Moon works suprisingly well for a steaming pile of turd.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:30 pm

Defekt wrote:I just can't believe there's now a style of music I consider worse than Hard House, still not as bad as Speedcore though, that takes some beating

Speedcore's awesome. It's like shitting at 900+ bpm.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:23 pm

Ham wrote:regardless of the obvious proof it is not, I cant help but thinking this is fake, you know just one big organised joke.

It .... just .... cant ... be .... real!

It is one big organised joke, Donk is the joke.

Coki should make donk.

_boring · Post by **_boring** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:08 pm

this can not be real

pato banton · Post by **pato banton** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:34 pm

Says a lot about our friends in the North...they wonder why we can't take them seriously. Love the "political" bit about asylum seekers, couldn't make it up, too funny. Bet they'd love this in Holland.

That 40 year old black dude at the beginning is pure jokes...haha as big as the beatles! Apparently the record labels are scared of them, pure breeze. The record labels won't touch it cos it sucks big dogs bollox.

Big up MC Samehead, true playa.

feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:14 pm

Lol'd wildly at the kid who looks like he has Down's. Ah, I'm going to hell. -_-

pato banton · Post by **pato banton** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:20 pm

Not to worry Feral, I think everyone who watched the vid will be going to hell, that kid is pure jokes. Evidence of the uk's highly successful Care in the Community project...if they can stack shelves at supermarkets then no reason why they can't spit some bars over donk.

Would love to see that kid pon mic at fwd b2b Newham Generals.

feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:35 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in mad long. The shirtless dudes in the club...ahaha

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:38 pm

Wolverine99 wrote:i dont get why people like this shit, tunes sound the same, and the mcs are shite aswell

ill put a fucking donk on them muppets!!!!!!!!!!

I think peeps are just into the overall experience. Getting completely smashed on stimulants and going nuts with like minded bagheads.

Donk occupies the same place as jump up dnb in my eyes. The atmosphere of the raves seems pretty similar as well. Just brass tacks music.

pato banton · Post by **pato banton** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:46 pm

Apparently steroids are bing in the donk scene. Fuck knows why, the music is gayer than gay...pure fake tan northern slags in attendance. Babysitters in Wigan must be makin a killing on friday nights, bet half those 17 year olds have at least 3 or 4 bairns each.

Steroids + E's = no penis

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:47 pm

Wigan pier looks fuckin' bangin

pato banton · Post by **pato banton** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:51 pm

To be fair if you went to one of these raves, and boshed at least 12 beans it'd probably be a wicked night. Good to see kids doin summat positive for a change, even tho the tunes suck balls. Worse things to do up in the northern territories.

_boring · Post by **_boring** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:58 pm

do NOT compare this shit to jump up dnb

holy shit.

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:25 pm

lol i think if you have downs in bolton it's easier to fly under the radar

snypadub · Post by **snypadub** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:45 pm

That video ruined gurning! A Gurn should never be sported by a roid headed boltonite cuntbag, EVER!

andrew_t_190 · Post by **andrew_t_190** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:43 am

Blackout crew are supporting basshunter on his tour, which strikes me as pretty crazy.

hurlingdervish · Post by **hurlingdervish** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:51 am

so this is uk funky eh?

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