@ Sgt. Pokes

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:54 am

Do you have the authority to make me Lieut. Bloke?

As in, ''that Bloke stood over there'' or ''Who is that Bloke stealing complimentary mints''?

I will also accept Corporal Joke (''that man is a Joke'') and General Pope (head of the catholic church).

pompende · Post by **pompende** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:30 am

blatantly its only generals can give out promotions... are you even enlisted?

pompende · Post by **pompende** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:37 am

Corpsey wrote:Corporal

oh wow, that could go far with your name: Corporal Corpsey, Corpsey Corp...Race to the Center of the Earth's Corp...sey...Admiral Throw-the-Corpsey-Overboard, Corporalsey Punishment...im sure the rest are too obvious to mention

[b]racket · Post by **[b]racket** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:20 am

hahaha Coporal Corpsey sounds quality.

I am a Brigadier.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:43 am

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:30 pm

Corporal Palsy.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:47 pm

Jubscarz wrote:Corporal Palsy.

Are you not dead yet?

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:44 pm

Nah man, the Doctors said that Polonium-210 affects people differently and I'm gonna be alright. You'll have to try harder to kill me than you did with that Litvinenko fella.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:54 pm

If you're dead on the inside like me, let's meet up over Christmas to drink some beer that will pour through the holes in our chests where our hearts should be, thereby preserving what would be a liver if there was a liver where our livers would be.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:12 pm

Thats beautiful

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:20 pm

You're beautiful.

You know, like a photo of bodies strewn over the Somme is beautiful. Which neatly brings us back to the initial request.

Corporal Corpse would be fine.

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:36 pm

sorry for the delay..

so we have been bandying it around the mess for a few weeks now , and i am proud to report that mr.corpsey (formerly nigor mortis) has been accepted into the john stapleton army of the highly blessed .

congratulations mate ....

code name : leftennant corpsey macbride. nth batallion.

leftenant corpsey with the colnel.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:39 pm

Salute

That comb-over- can you tell?

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:30 am

Corpsey wrote:If you're dead on the inside like me, let's meet up over Christmas to drink some beer that will pour through the holes in our chests where our hearts should be, thereby preserving what would be a liver if there was a liver where our livers would be.

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