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Post by magma » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:36 pm

Ahier wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:Any pre-cooked chicken, whether roasted or sliced, smells like a fresh fart when you open the packet.

Oh and piss sometimes smells like sugar puffs too...
only when you eat sugar puffs, but i noticed this as well, raised the topic with some friends and got treated weirdly because of it. but its true.

SUGAR PUFFs MAKES PISS SMELL LIKE SUGAR PUFF MILK
I never eat Sugar Puffs but still occasionally get the Sugar Puff wee... the plot thickens...
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Post by BNanni » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:38 pm

Magma wrote:
I never eat Sugar Puffs but still occasionally get the Sugar Puff wee... the plot thickens...
I'm pretty sure that 'sugar puff piss' is a side effect of being dehydrated

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Post by kins83 » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:39 pm

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kins83 wrote:"Meh" is now in the dictionary. FACT!

Completely unrelated but IMO quite interesting - Samoa went from driving on the right had side of the road to the left hand side yesterday. Bet that was pretty crazy.
:o IMO too!
It was well funny, I was listening about it on radio 5 on my way back from work. They were talking over the phone to some expert in Samoa, and he was talking about all these preparations that had been undertaken to make it go smoothly. While they were on the air, some alarm went off (signalling the change) and almost straight away, all you could hear was the sound of car horns being angrily pressed. The expert was wetting himself laughing :lol:
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Post by NilsFG » Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:12 pm

CAPS LOCK SHIT YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS

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Post by abelard » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:04 pm

Boy admits raping nine-year-old

A 12-year-old schoolboy has admitted a charge that he raped a nine-year-old boy.

The defendant, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was 11 at the time of the attack in June.

The hearing, at Newcastle Crown Court, which was sitting as a youth court, was adjourned to allow reports to be prepared.

He was remanded in custody and will next appear before the court for sentencing on 23 October.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/8244485.stm


what the fuck????

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Post by djelements » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:10 pm

Abelard wrote:Boy admits raping nine-year-old

A 12-year-old schoolboy has admitted a charge that he raped a nine-year-old boy.

The defendant, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was 11 at the time of the attack in June.

The hearing, at Newcastle Crown Court, which was sitting as a youth court, was adjourned to allow reports to be prepared.

He was remanded in custody and will next appear before the court for sentencing on 23 October.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/8244485.stm


what the fuck????
WHAT THE SHIT MAN
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Post by Big MD » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:28 pm

sthit man! the thread that dosn't deserve to hes own thread has grown on 16 pages?

CRAZY!! :D

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Post by alexchuck » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:27 am

The Simulation Argument. Contemporary Philosophers and Scientists argue whether we live in a simulation or not. Very interesting starting with this paper:

http://www.simulation-argument.com/computer.pdf

http://www.simulation-argument.com/simulation.html

"It starts with the assumption that future civilisations will have enough computing power and programming skills to be able to create what I call “ancestor simulations”. These would be detailed simulations of the simulators’ predecessors – detailed enough for the simulated minds to be conscious and have the same kinds of experiences we have. Think of an ancestor simulation as a very realistic virtual reality environment, but one where the brains inhabiting the world are themselves part of the simulation."

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Post by the acid never lies » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:51 am

David Lynch hates product placement

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4wh_mc8 ... edded#t=34

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Post by NilsFG » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:34 pm

Why did the moaning thread got deleted?

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Post by d-T-r » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:07 pm

got an email in my junk folder from unknwon email address saying :
The stare accords another objectionable stereotype.
also got one about a month ago something along the lines of ' i always like to do my homework at 7pm before i go to bed' or something.

what does it all mean?
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Post by the acid never lies » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:14 pm

dtruk wrote:got an email in my junk folder from unknwon email address saying :
The stare accords another objectionable stereotype.
also got one about a month ago something along the lines of ' i always like to do my homework at 7pm before i go to bed' or something.

what does it all mean?
seven days.....

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Post by d-T-r » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:18 pm

the acid never lies wrote:
dtruk wrote:got an email in my junk folder from unknwon email address saying :
The stare accords another objectionable stereotype.
also got one about a month ago something along the lines of ' i always like to do my homework at 7pm before i go to bed' or something.

what does it all mean?
seven days.....
:t:
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Post by NilsFG » Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:21 pm

nilsfg wrote:Why did the moaning thread got deleted?
I want to know why my baby-thread got deleted :o :x

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Post by dubluke » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:01 pm

I just fell off my chair in the middle of the office cos i was leaning back on it too far :oops:
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by dubluke » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:05 pm

also I have to make a twitter page for the estate agent I work for, then I'm in charge of it, the temptation to just fill it with ridiculous shit all the time is high
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by faust.dtc » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:08 pm

So am I expected to believe (even in soap land) that little Darren Miller broke Heathers virginity and put her up the duff? How did he even manage to penetrate her without fucking a flab crease or without puking on the rotter???

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Post by djacroama » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:17 pm

If i fall over drunk in the middle of the night, and no one is there to hear it, do i make a screaming sound? :t:

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Post by z.u.bee » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:17 pm

BNanni wrote:
Magma wrote:
I never eat Sugar Puffs but still occasionally get the Sugar Puff wee... the plot thickens...
I'm pretty sure that 'sugar puff piss' is a side effect of being dehydrated
its actually the sugar thats in it, sometimes i get sugarpuff piss when i drink too much tea or coffee..

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Post by magma » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:43 am

I joined a gym near work because I'm getting far too unfit and I think I might be able to force myself to do some exercise if I do it before I get home.

I might well die in the next few weeks of getting my body used to being energetic again. It's been nice knowing you all.

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