what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

86. · Post by **86.** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:33 pm

ever seen that vid where the girl shits in the pool? it's probably fake, but funny as fuck

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:37 pm

tell them:

"HOT"

and ask for a phone number

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:45 pm

bass hertz wrote:I hate when a girl quiffs and gets all embarassed, and wants to stop fucking. I'm like NO!, keep going... and they're like... are you some kinda perv into that shit?

This is possibly THE most embaressing thing ever.
But I can't help but go into fits of laughter if it happens

Do blokes really care if it happens?

defekt · Post by **defekt** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:47 pm

BNanni wrote:
bass hertz wrote:Do blokes really care if it happens?

it's a little off-putting but not important, more awkward really, just cause you have no idea how to react, I suppose it's best if you both laugh it off, but ignoring it and getting embarrassed is the worst thing

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:48 pm

BNanni wrote:
bass hertz wrote:I hate when a girl quiffs and gets all embarassed, and wants to stop fucking. I'm like NO!, keep going... and they're like... are you some kinda perv into that shit?
This is possibly THE most embaressing thing ever.
But I can't help but go into fits of laughter if it happens

Do blokes really care if it happens?

i hate it when my missus tells me she's on....yuckkkk

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:53 pm

Pistonsbeneath wrote:
i hate it when my missus tells me she's on....yuckkkk

Has to be done if you're trying it on!
It's just a lil warning so you know to either back off or carry on but expect it to be nasty.

1017_duck · Post by **1017_duck** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:00 pm

this thread got gross

defekt · Post by **defekt** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:01 pm

BNanni wrote:
Pistonsbeneath wrote:
i hate it when my missus tells me she's on....yuckkkk
Has to be done if you're trying it on!
It's just a lil warning so you know to either back off or carry on but expect it to be nasty.

Eurgh, I hate when it gets nasty.

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:06 pm

defekt wrote:
BNanni wrote:
Pistonsbeneath wrote:
i hate it when my missus tells me she's on....yuckkkk
Has to be done if you're trying it on!
It's just a lil warning so you know to either back off or carry on but expect it to be nasty.
Eurgh, I hate when it gets nasty.

is that what americans mean by blood sausage?

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:13 pm

Pistonsbeneath wrote:
defekt wrote:
BNanni wrote:
Pistonsbeneath wrote:
i hate it when my missus tells me she's on....yuckkkk
Has to be done if you're trying it on!
It's just a lil warning so you know to either back off or carry on but expect it to be nasty.
Eurgh, I hate when it gets nasty.
is that what americans mean by blood sausage?

Quif better not mean that coz thats not what i meant!
I'm sure it means a fanny fart!
I just lol'd

djake · Post by **djake** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:34 pm

this is the second thread im going to leave today

hahahahaha

the artful dodger · Post by **the artful dodger** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:22 am

Its awqward, and embarassing on her behalf if you say anything or laugh she will most likley stop speaking to you for the rest of the night and be in a mood (so no poom poom). So best to pretend you wasnt listening, just look at the window.

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:51 am

If it's a girlfriend or someone you like a lot, ignore it, pretend you didn't notice. If she's a good friend or the type of girlfriend who is funny like that, she will probably laugh first or something in which case it's ok, but usually ignoring is your best bet. Totally depends on their personality and how comfortable she is with you.
Queefing during sex is natural though, but I noticed it freaks some girls out a bit. Had one who got scared and was like "WTF IS HAPPENING", she just wasn't too experienced sexually so it was pretty new I guess. Just tell 'em it's ok, act like it's no big deal. Definitely don't laugh, or she'll be out the door lol.

Now, about sharting...

psylent · Post by **psylent** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:16 am

Film it like this www.cakefarts.com

manillathrilla · Post by **manillathrilla** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:17 am

ok true story i had anal wiht my x in the back of a car...nutted in her rear then pulled my willie out and saw poop all over it and it stunk. she got real nervous and asked me for a plastic bag so i picked one off the floor and she immediately started shitting in it. the car smelt pretty bad for about ten minutes and i had to rub hand sanitizer all over my weiner. in the end it was a beautiful bonding experience.

hayze99 · Post by **hayze99** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:32 am

manillathrilla wrote:ok true story i had anal wiht my x in the back of a car...nutted in her rear then pulled my willie out and saw poop all over it and it stunk. she got real nervous and asked me for a plastic bag so i picked one off the floor and she immediately started shitting in it. the car smelt pretty bad for about ten minutes and i had to rub hand sanitizer all over my weiner. in the end it was a beautiful bonding experience.

wow... just wow.

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:38 am

BNanni wrote:
bass hertz wrote:I hate when a girl quiffs and gets all embarassed, and wants to stop fucking. I'm like NO!, keep going... and they're like... are you some kinda perv into that shit?
This is possibly THE most embaressing thing ever.
But I can't help but go into fits of laughter if it happens

Do blokes really care if it happens?

Not really. Depends on the guy. Guys sniff their own nuts... what do you think?

Whenever a girl queefs, I just say...
"tell your vagina to stop acting like an asshole"

DustyBunzzz · Post by **DustyBunzzz** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:23 am

86. wrote:ever seen that vid where the girl shits in the pool? it's probably fake, but funny as fuck

umm what the fuckkkk!

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:15 am

bass hertz wrote:
BNanni wrote:
bass hertz wrote:I hate when a girl quiffs and gets all embarassed, and wants to stop fucking. I'm like NO!, keep going... and they're like... are you some kinda perv into that shit?
This is possibly THE most embaressing thing ever.
But I can't help but go into fits of laughter if it happens

Do blokes really care if it happens?
Not really. Depends on the guy. Guys sniff their own nuts... what do you think?

Whenever a girl queefs, I just say...
"tell your vagina to stop acting like an asshole"

Ahahaha!
Thanks for that I feel so reassured

And I really shouldnt have read this thread when im eating chocolate ready break, especially with manillathrilla's post

Dubzteppa · Post by **Dubzteppa** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:27 am

say as punishment for that i get to do whatever i want to you tonight

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