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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by drdeft » Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:09 am

lol , I love when girls are doing anal dubstep !
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by tronn » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:37 pm

bass hertz wrote:tell her she sounds like an anal virgin
This, if it makes a noise. :e:

If it's silent but deadly, don't say a word, keep a straight face, get a bottle of febreeze and spray her butt, or the general region around it. Then pretend like it never happened. :)

One of two things will happen, she'll be embarassed and laugh it off. :oops: :lol:

She'll be embarrassed and leave (she'll be back though) :oops: :x

Either way she'll get the picture - if you need to poot take your lazy ass to the bathroom :t:
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by south3rn » Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:15 pm

manillathrilla wrote:what if she poops?
ladies should not poop. public or private. unladylike.
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by manillathrilla » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:13 pm

2 girls 1 cup
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by miscreant » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:32 pm

Go chris brown on her ass and call her a fat slag.
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by bass hertz » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:40 pm

manillathrilla wrote:2 girls 1 cup
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by manillathrilla » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:57 pm

i vomited after seeing that picture :r:
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by manuel » Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:18 pm

girls fart?

ewww

nah but seriously a girls hotness goes to nothing if she is going to fart in public lol
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by bright maroon » Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:30 pm

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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by zephhh » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:41 am

what a beautiful video. thought they would freak out at the end and fighting like hell..

and to the topic....






.......fart bacK? :r:
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by z.u.bee » Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:31 pm

i'd bottle it and sell it on ebay to those nerdy types that never got any closer to gettin some ass than that said fart...
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by 86. » Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:35 pm

z.u.bee wrote:i'd bottle it and sell it on ebay to those nerdy types that never got any closer to gettin some ass than that said fart...
:W:

rofl
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by the acid never lies » Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:05 pm

Farting? My ex would even take shits in front of me :?

Hey I'm trying to enjoy my shower time here!! :x
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by manillathrilla » Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:08 pm

my x shit in front me me too and i would have her hold my shlong when i took a piss
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by the acid never lies » Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:15 pm

manillathrilla wrote:my x shit in front me me too and i would have her hold my shlong when i took a piss
dude... :?
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by 86. » Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:26 pm

the acid never lies wrote:Farting? My ex would even take shits in front of me :?

Hey I'm trying to enjoy my shower time here!! :x

LOL that would be bad. it would be like a shit sauna, with all the humidity (assuming you use hot water)
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by nousd » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:46 am

....depends on which way she's facing
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by lil-tee » Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:45 am

congratualte her, obviously.
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by gnome » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:49 pm

the acid never lies wrote:Farting? My ex would even take shits in front of me :?

Hey I'm trying to enjoy my shower time here!! :x
... Sounds putrid
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