The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[BNanni]

can i just ask if you gave the window cleaners a great view luv?

Lawl.
If sitting in my pjs, drinking coffee and watching videos on youtube is a great view, then yes, yes I did.

[manillathrilla]

stopped drinking at 6 am this morning finally got to bed woke up at 8 with the need to keep drinking so i did...missed 930 class that was very important to my success at college this semseter, was late for 11 oclock work and got bitched at send my x girlfriend 21 drunk text last night didnt realize it till this morning, after an hour of work i vomited all over the bathroom and outside, tired as shit right now also ate about 2 pounds of shitass food last night, went to the atm at 3 in the morning found out i only have 50 cents left...

[86.]

stopped drinking at 6 am this morning finally got to bed woke up at 8 with the need to keep drinking so i did...missed 930 class that was very important to my success at college this semseter, was late for 11 oclock work and got bitched at send my x girlfriend 21 drunk text last night didnt realize it till this morning, after an hour of work i vomited all over the bathroom and outside, tired as shit right now also ate about 2 pounds of shitass food last night, went to the atm at 3 in the morning found out i only have 50 cents left...

is this the same x who dumped you after 3 years/shat on you/in a paper bag?

you should write a novel about those 3 years....

[magma]

I accidentally took a lot of silly drugs on Sunday night without having a day off (well, worked from home) on Monday.

Now I'm a very grumpy Magma.

[DRTY]

People moaning about 'brostep' instead of not moaning and enjoying music they do like.

[djelements]

People moaning about 'brostep' instead of not moaning and enjoying music they do like.

It does sound like shit, though.

[Ham]

as for the window cleaner thing, 'elf and safety now means they cant use ladders and have to use a mop on a stick with a hose attatched to it.

Apparently the things can way up to 20kg and they gotta hold em up and wash windows with them all day long!

[BNanni]

Finally decided to go to bed at half 4 this morning, got all comfy in bed, like real 'Oh my God, I could lay here for days' comfort.
I look up and there is some hench spider on my wall, I watched it crawl around for a bit thinking if I should leave it or not.
Then it dropped, and this thing made a bloody noise when it hit my cupboard.
I soon decided I couldn't be dealing with a spider of that size at that time of the morning, so slept on the sofa
And now I have a dodgy back and neck, all because of a spider.
God damn you spider

[the artful dodger]

Finally decided to go to bed at half 4 this morning, got all comfy in bed, like real 'Oh my God, I could lay here for days' comfort.
I look up and there is some hench spider on my wall, I watched it crawl around for a bit thinking if I should leave it or not.
Then it dropped, and this thing made a bloody noise when it hit my cupboard.
I soon decided I couldn't be dealing with a spider of that size at that time of the morning, so slept on the sofa
And now I have a dodgy back and neck, all because of a spider.
God damn you spider

Wait for the spider to go to sleep (do they even sleep ) when it dose get some speakers, set them next to the spider, and you no what to do

[BNanni]

Lol I even googled if they do, spiders don't sleep, they have quiet times. I didn't know spiders were like toddlers.
But, If I ever find that spider, I will be grabbing my speakers, thanks for that

[the artful dodger]

Lol I even googled if they do, spiders don't sleep, they have quiet times. I didn't know spiders were like toddlers.
But, If I ever find that spider, I will be grabbing my speakers, thanks for that

I alway's wonderd why the spider that hangs about on my window always likes to spaz out when i slam my window closed

[BNanni]

You're ruining his quiet time!
You cruel cruel person

[the artful dodger]

You're ruining his quiet time!
You cruel cruel person

Quiet time hes been there in the same spot for 3 months!! I open the window to knock him off and he legs it to the top where i cant reach

[BNanni]

He's only staying there because he's making enough web to catch you with, and then he's going to eat you alive

[the artful dodger]

Im gonna have that bad dream tonight now well atleast its him eating me and not buggery.

[DRTY]

Spiders are total stnuc.

I've killed small ones with deodorant before, seems to fuck them up good, but it could be risky on a large one, might just piss it off and make it smell nice.

[magma]

Spiders are total stnuc.

I've killed small ones with deodorant before, seems to fuck them up good, but it could be risky on a large one, might just piss it off and make it smell nice.

Put a lighter in front of the can when you do that.... sucker's not getting up after that!

[DRTY]

Spiders are total stnuc.

I've killed small ones with deodorant before, seems to fuck them up good, but it could be risky on a large one, might just piss it off and make it smell nice.

Put a lighter in front of the can when you do that.... sucker's not getting up after that!

Yeah was going to say that, but didn't incase she blew herself or summit.

Since I got cats spiders haven't been a problem for me, they munch them on sight.

[magma]

LOSING MY CUNTING TICKETS TO SPEECH DEBELLE TONIGHT

[JimmaJamJamie]

Doing web development at College today. Last year we used normal HTML but this year we are using fucking XHTML strict and it all has to be validated.
I was trying to get the background colour for my homepage to validate but it wasn't having any of it. I tried everything and it would worked, was pissing me right off so just decided not to have a background colour.

Got home then did some sick mixing though so i cheered myself up .