Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

[jibba]

From Friday at Dubpressure, Skream was clearly a bit worse for wear at the end of the night and just dropped a filthy number so Pokes belted out something like...

"Oi Skream...before you leave you're coming backstage for DEBRIEFING"

Post your classics or current favourites...

[-dubson-]

hmmm cant think of any now, will think of some later

[jolly wailer]

draw for the cheese and biscuits

[spaniard]

"Goth-trad how do you say fuck off in Japenese"

[asa]

''oi, goth trad! how do you say 'fuck off' in japanese?''

EDIT - didnt even see the previous reply :/

[bandshell]

When he completely shit all over that racist guy during a baps show was hilarious.

"yeah, your the one in the corner.... on rohypnol.... with ya dick out"

[Province]

"time for some mixed vegetables" - Onemans generation bass set.

[fergus222]

out to the bbc coffee, tasty!

[Hibbie]

"Mala fuck off, Fuck off back to Morocco"

[Hide_One]

Kick over ya Hi-Fi then pick it back up and adjust the EQ!

[collapse]

Dunno how often he does this but "If u want the rewind stand still". So jokes when it worked on the deep medi boat party for left leg out

[hackman]

haha yeah i remember that, or when he got everyone to hold up their lighters without them lit lol

[-dubson-]

"Were gonna give the number out for the samaritans at the end of this one..."

[mugger t]

Mash em down loefah - like some King Edward's potatoes.

It's a new type of dubplate, this one's cut out of vomit, it's a regurgaplate

[turntable eel]

" this ones a toe stubber ....... this ones got leather sandals on it !!!!"

[sick rick]

" this ones a toe stubber"

superb

[JazzyJazzy]

'Benga, how could you.....to these innocent people'

[ST100]

When he completely shit all over that racist guy during a baps show was hilarious.

"yeah, your the one in the corner.... on rohypnol.... with ya dick out"

I remember that. that was fucking great.

also;

"Keyboard skank...... the keyboard skank."

[deepfiend]

'Come in like a bailif'

'Come in like 50 through the window. Straight SAS business.'

[defoxster]

"This ones big Like Yellow storage"

"Regurgaplate"

"Rollin it back like Asda"

"Largin up Loefah Vandross"