Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

[jibba]

Haha, these are quality, keep em coming folks!

"The beast is loose, the fucking beast is loose"

"Kode 9...you duuurty duurty bastard"

[bismal]

haha love this.. sgt pokes makes the night

DMZ 2nd May 2009 during CHEF's set

"ICE COLD GAZPACHO!"

[JimmaJamJamie]

Pokes is a ledge. At the last DMZ when Eyez was getting played he walked up to the deck and was saying to the plate "You are very naughty, bad boy. Your a bad boy!"

Also on friday at Superdubpressure he was just getting the whole crowd to shout "FUCK OFF SKREAM" jokerr.

[Hibbie]

Pokes is a ledge. At the last DMZ when Eyez was getting played he walked up to the deck and was saying to the plate "You are very naughty, bad boy. Your a bad boy!"

Lol he said that when Tunnidge dropped Cut end VIP by Goth trad

[liquidsteelsessions]

Chefal's generation bass mix

"Put it the oven.....ROAST EM ON HIGH!"

[b.a.s.s]

"I came here to drink Buckfast and have a laugh..."

@ Fortified Sessions, Glasgow

[planta]

"time to get out ya wellington boots...this one's mucky"

"Liiiiiighta...don't burn ya thumbs"


sick thread

[Dutchstep]

fuck already said

[szyslak]

coming live from the maida vale, and i too am completely made of ale

[devious_n4ture]

Silkie!!!!!!!!!! License and registration!!!

or


GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or

Too many classics to remember from the Depp medi boat party.......

[JimmaJamJamie]

"This ones gonna get you moving like you need a hip replacement" On Mala B2B Cyrus on Kiss FM the other week (talking about Mala - Eduation).

[-dubson-]

coming live from the maida vale, and i too am completely made of ale

forgot this one, such a classic

[reverendmedia]

"Larging up Terry Wogan's wig."

[Wachs_Lyrical]

"ahh who farted?" - DMZ 4th Bday

[deepfiend]

"Larging up Terry Wogan's wig."

'Viv Richards would be pround of them nins'

[petel]

Pokes makes the night every time lol

'out to the gang reaching for shit that ain't there!'

[surface_tension]

"Did this wanker just go there... did he crack wise about beans on toast?" - Post Dubwar breakfast, 2006 NYC

Pokes is one of the illest, baddest motherfuckin MC's on the planet... one of like 4-5 that I don't want to strangle any time I've seen him. And one of the nicest dudes on the planet. When people talk about Dubstep and the vibe and all that other shit that people front about, Pokes is the real deal. Proper bloke.

He knows when to be the show and when to be the fly on the wall at the show as well. You can't teach that. Proper Emcee's spend 90% of the time throwing elbows in the crowd or GTFO!

[popeye]

"ehhh yuck........pass round the sick bags this tunes badd" - generation bass over cyrus i think

[rizzo]

anyone got any sets with sgt pokes on they wanna share?

[jibba]

Just remembered another classic...end of the night, the lights come on and the bouncers are getting tetchy...Skream drops one last track taking it over the 4am finish and Pokes yells...

"This is a Bruce...this is a Bruce...This is Brucey bonus...BRUUUUCE, BRUUUUCE"!!!