strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

[vivace]

"Sorry, I can't stop staring at your adam's apple."

[gnome]

I'm shocked and dissapointed by you all.

My wierdest is "I love you" thats only weird because of my usual cruel nayure like

GRRRR RAAARRRRRR EAT IT GRRR HELL EVIL BABY KILLER I HATE YOU GRRRR

[manillathrilla]

"did you just...fart?"

[lil-tee]

"did you just...fart?"

[faust.dtc]

after my girl had just had our son the doctor was about to give her like 1 stitch and I was like

"you think maybe if I slide you a tenner, you couldn't put a few extra stitches in there?"

[wormcode]

Here's a reverse one..
Once I was fingering my girlfriend on my bed and she was real into it and I asked her who gave her those marks on her neck (couple of hickey type bite/suck marks) which obviously I knew I gave her a little while before, but I was just trying to get some dirty talk going.. anyway she said "my sister". I dunno why she said her sister, but I fucking laughed hard. Also i'm not gonna lie, it turned me on.

[gnome]

Here's a reverse one..
Once I was fingering my girlfriend on my bed and she was real into it and I asked her who gave her those marks on her neck (couple of hickey type bite/suck marks) which obviously I knew I gave her a little while before, but I was just trying to get some dirty talk going.. anyway she said "my sister". I dunno why she said her sister, but I fucking laughed hard. Also i'm not gonna lie, it turned me on.

Haha of course it turned you on lol

[wormcode]

Here's a reverse one..
Once I was fingering my girlfriend on my bed and she was real into it and I asked her who gave her those marks on her neck (couple of hickey type bite/suck marks) which obviously I knew I gave her a little while before, but I was just trying to get some dirty talk going.. anyway she said "my sister". I dunno why she said her sister, but I fucking laughed hard. Also i'm not gonna lie, it turned me on.

Haha of course it turned you on lol

lol, her sister was hot as well. put some thoughts in my head to say the least.

[pikeymobile]

"I've lost my jeb on, I'm off to make a sandwich"
Easily my most used line every weekend. Nothing like a sandwich to fix up those comedown impotence blues.

[theedman]

"i'm sorry, this simply won't do, I can't possibly make love to you with simply red on in the background"

[z.u.bee]

i made groans and rolled my eyes back to look like a zombie with a girl once,
she got quite shook!!
needless to say i never got her into bed again...

[Genevieve]

'Shit yeah, Napalm Death!'

[oli90]

"Stop struggling"

[gnome]

Not during sex really.

To Geneveive: Gimme some naked pics honey.

Geneveive: Read my sig

[-Lika-]

funny enough I've had a guy telling me "bite it" and "were missing peep show"

haha

[manillathrilla]

funny enough I've had a guy telling me "bite it" and "were missing peep show"

haha

you had someone tell you to bite it? that makes me feel better about myself

[magma]

I need to work on my bedroom comedy game.

[Dead Rats]

I need to work on my bedroom comedy game.

Time how long you can last in bed, or get a girl to measure how big your wang is, then. That'll be good for a laugh.

[defekt]

"oh shit" "what?" "oh nothing, well, you're bleeding on it"

[manillathrilla]

"uh the condom broke"